I vaguely remember a joke in shoutbox about needing to give away soap. I guess that spawned this reminder on my phone from several months ago. I'm not one to just let that get dismissed... so here we are. Spoiler: Reminder Alright. So. Soap. I tried to find crowbar shaped soap, but to no avail. I then thought maybe I'd get some letters to spell out SGM, but that's a hassle and most of them are pretty cheesy. I looked through different things and then I found Soul Gem soap. I'll be giving away 2 of these bad boys, and someone will be cleaner for my troubles. The shop ships worldwide, so anyone can enter. Just because things like this can be sensitive, the shop says it's made from this, in case you're too lazy to use the link: Entering details:1. Rate optimistic to enter, because we're going to be optimistic to the fact that everyone here uses soap! 2. You may enter for someone else, if you think they need some soap. Just try not to offend anyone, this is all in good fun; if you don't think they can take a joke, don't tempt fate. 3. The giveaway shall conclude October 13, you have plenty of time. 4. If the soap has something you're allergic to, or you'd rather a different kind of soap, and you win, you may choose something else online of equal value after shipping costs, but it must be soap. Note: If you win this giveaway (RNG from the ratings), you will need to provide me with your shipping details. If this is a problem for you, don't enter! Edit to clarify: 2 winners will receive 1 soap bar. My bad.