Ted is Delicious!

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by Ted, May 10, 2017.

  1. Ted

    Ted The knight in white armor! Silver

    Well, finally a fair introduction from me, the great and well "behaved" ted.

    "When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: F**k you, thunder! You can suck my dick! You can't get me, thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts."

    Frank: "You're hired!"
    Ted: "S**t."

    "I look like Snuggles' accountant."


    Ted: "Oh hey, listen, try this" (passes bong to John): "I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that."
    John: "What is this?"
    Ted: "It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow."
    John: "It doesn't sound very mellow."
    Ted: "Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic," "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up!"

    Cya!

    PS, there is no Beertag
     
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  2. Graze

    Graze Zzz... VIP Silver

    From what I can assume, these are all lines from the movie TED. Anyways, welcome to the community, enjoy yourself on the forums!
     
  3. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    These quotes are pretty funny. I dont remember Ted being this funny
     
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  4. Ted

    Ted The knight in white armor! Silver

    Yes, all quotes, i might make a proper introduce later on >.<
     
  5. MythMe

    MythMe VIP

    I asume you're afraid of apache helicopters. :yuck:

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  6. andrewca79

    andrewca79 Malteser Forever VIP Silver

    Welcome to the community :)
     
  7. Hyper ✿

    Hyper ✿ peace lata VIP Bronze

    Welcome to the Forums!
     
  8. Lex

    Lex Push Down & Turn VIP Bronze

    nahhh thats a good intro; ted is bae bear. You'll have to learn the way of the samurai though to get to my heart ;)

    welcome to the community none the less, everyone here is always willing to help you understand how things works so you can contribute in a positive way!

    Keep rockin in the free world~
     
  9. Hey there Teddybär, willkommen to the community, I am Melone :)
     
  10. Mellow

    Mellow Taking it easy VIP

    Welcome man, we've played together quite a bit and you're pretty nice.
     
  11. Chris

    Chris Custom Title VIP Bronze

    Welcome to the forums!
     
  12. Chastity4lyfe

    Chastity4lyfe *Eye roll* VIP Silver

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    Tbh I like to listen to speak in game - carry on!