SGM Chronicles 9/10/20

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Noctorious, Sep 10, 2020.

  1. Noctorious

    Noctorious Your Best Nightmare VIP Emerald

    Juicy Banned
    Juicy was banned today after starting a new article to rival The Daily SGM paper. Reports say that gerafe is behind the ban.

    Shit Posting Density Increasing
    Local experts have determined that shit posts have increased 30%-40% from the previous quarter. It is predicted this will have a positive impact on stocks but a negative impact on community relations.

    I didn't plan anything else for this. Goodbye
     
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  2. Moleman

    Moleman Dr. Pepper Enthusiast Moderator VIP

    Why do we have 3 different newspapers
     
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  3. Noctorious

    Noctorious Your Best Nightmare VIP Emerald

     
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  4. Nitro_Hunter

    Nitro_Hunter Regular Member

    Why not
     
  5. Hope when you’re delivering the first shipment of these papers the truck carrying it gets into a violent car crash and all the papers are burned.
     
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  6. tz-

    tz- feelin it Banned VIP Emerald

    i cant wait till i get featured in the sgm chronicles
     
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  7. Dodley27

    Dodley27 Dolfin VIP Bronze

    There will be 4 soon
     
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  8. Humancowcakes ❀

    Humancowcakes ❀ I staff the proper way VIP+

    Gerafe is a knock-off Han and you are all knock off gerafes
     
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