Roast me with something original.

You're face is so disgusting that you make the sewers seem clean.

 

Your love life.

 

I used to think there was someone for everyone.

Now I just feel lied to.
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You're still single because even children have standards.
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At least your chin isn't single.
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You're single because sometimes the universe is actually fair.

 

Mr.Turner lookin ass

 

FINNA LOOK SO WHITE HE BOUTTA SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL

 

You don't even want yourself around, why should we?

 

Ur actually black

 

Before I give you a roast, can you link a picture of yourself? I'd look to see if you posted one but you're not worth the time.