Roses are red Violets are blue Master Skywalker, there's too many of them What are we going to do? I don't have any so I'm going to leave this here once I think of something.
Actually I leave that to @HelixSpiral but I will make mine real quick. So 2 dudes walk into a store with $20 in their pockets. They are hunting and looking for a come up. They say it's pretty awesome. Who are they?
Three men walk in to a bar. They ask the bartender for drinks. Two have their ID, the third doesn't. The bartender pulls out his shotgun and kills the two with their ID. why? Spoiler: Answer They were next to an unid'd
