Nerdy jokes

Welp. I would love to laugh for a change right about now. If anyone (@HelixSpiral) has any mathey/sciencey/nerdy jokes feel free to share em here. I'll start with one:

A horse walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "on a right triangle with sides x, y, and z, if x and z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle? The bartender replies, "Y the long face."

 

This is one hella specific thread huh

May the 4th be with you

 

Parallel lines have so much in common, too bad they'll never meet.

 

An opinion without π is just an onion.

 

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."

The Higgs Boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?"

 

What do you call a player who is a regular on the Vanilla servers?

Spoiler

C8H8O3


Google it

 

@Onion

 

If you're not part of the solution.....

You're part of the precipitate.

@HelixSpiral @Robokiller87

 

two guys walk into a bar, one guy asks for h2o, the other guy asks for h2o too,

the second guy dies

(edit : STAHP )

 

I think I've lost an Electron

in fact, i'm positive.