My first time drinking

Tonight I'm going to a party with my girlfriend and I never drank before.
Any advice whatsoever?
((And I might come on the servers drunk tonight so yee.))

I have no idea of what to do or how to do anything, yo.
@Lord Of Chaos gonna need you for this too bb

 

Dont drive

 

I only have my learners :^(

 

As long as you don't cause any trouble, You can come on the servers lel

 

Drink slow, don't chug unless you want your whole stomach to come up...

 

Please don't drink...Life is so much better when you don't view it from a poison induced haze.

 

Well first of all, I would suggest against it. If you need alcohol to have a good time, you're having fun and living life the wrong way. But since I doubt that I can convince you otherwise, make sure to eat a meal(something with bread is recommended) before you go out and drink, make sure to drink a cup of water in between each drink, don't chug the drinks, and don't drink 1.5+ drinks per hour unless you want to completely forget everything and make a fool of yourself.

EDIT:
Do not; I repeat, do not get into a vehicle with a drunken friend and, if you can help it, do not allow them to drive. Paying $30 for a taxi to get you and your friends home is better than possibly paying with your life or with others' lives just because you/they decided they could do it.

 

If you're that insistant upon it, like said above, sip. Don't go shot by shot by shot by shot by--you get the point. Take it slow, and don't consume all the alcohol at your disposal. Oh, and make sure you eat with it and not just straight up drinking errything. :C

 

Have 1 or two drinks and you will be fine. Don't drink too much though because last summer my dad got hella drunk and his words were slurred and he could barely walk. As long as you don't drive after and you don't have too much you should be fine.

 

Take it slow. Learn your limit. Don't get completely shitfaced.

 

If only some one told me that the first time I drank .

 

no kidding xD

 

Same as above; just take it slow, limit yourself to a set amount of drinks before you start, and learn your body's limits.

 

No advice.

EDIT: @Turquoise

Okay fine.

Don't drink whiskey.

 

depends what you plan on drinking

 

I don't know if this is a pun or if it is serious, but it's funny.

 

I was actually serious.

 

get her drunk,

slam that dunk.

 

Don't take advice from people on the internet. I'm completely serious. Look at some of the posts in this thread.

Just don't be an idiot. If you're going to drink, drink responsibly. It will only be as bad as you make it.

 

who u callin pinhead