Here they are my child. Spoiler: Indy and "Proof" Spoiler: Swimming Like Indy Spoiler: Indy Cant Swim Conspiracy
@Indy226 , it would appear the consensus among us rational folk is that you swimmn't. Do you have anything to say for yourself? Here is a resource to help you: https://www.ymcatriangle.org/programs/swim/youth-swim-lessons
I keep hearing the narrative that Indy most likely can swim BECAUSE he is a recreational fisherman. This line of reasoning implies that due to the required location of fishing being by the water then requires the ability to swim, else one risks their own safety. However, I would like to propose a different scenario. A much darker one. Perhaps @Indy226 this whole time has not been fishing for recreational fun, but a dark-seeded jealousy and vengefulness towards fish for their innate ability to swim. Indy swimmn't. Plain and simple. This has led to him developing hatred within himself for all things that in fact CAN swim, unlike him. Fish? He hates them through and through. Don't even get me started on my conspiracy theory that he had once attempted to assassinate Michael Phelps. Indy plainly hates all things that can swim. So, if you too can swim, watch out and stay safe. There are Minnesota-ins out and about. And they can't swim.
How tf @PwnageKO how tf did u manage to pull this off? Fricken soliciting Jabba when he was high to make this become a meme, you whore!
