God's not dead, he's just drunk.

can I kiss the soil at the base of my mighty tree and wish that it gets to become wise like the tree from pochontas

 

Ya okay. You and nathan share the Memelord fruit. It isn't a sin, however, the fruit tastes like shit so you both get sick and cannot do anything until i say you are no longer sick.

you kiss the soil but it's just soil. nothing happens

 

I try to figure out a way to communicate with god directly. My first attempt is using a stick from the mighty tree and drawing “a/s/l” in the soil

 

alright thankies, hmm can I atleast have a Bruh Moment written ontop of my pfp

 

hi, i'm scuffed water and i'm here to start a new life in drunk dog's garden of eden.

I request that there is a river near where I am

 

God thought he made it pretty clear that in order to communicate with him, you simply just had to talk to him, and that there was no need for weird messages drawn in soil with a stick. However, since god grows bored, he decides to use your stupidity. He responds to your stupid soil writing and says "You, wink, are the only one who can hear me. No one else can. Only you can know my will. So you must be my messenger. And the message I would like to send, is one written in blood. Yes, my child. One of them must die, and by your hand they must die by. It's your choice who dies. I will provide you the knife you need to slay them, but how you choose to do so is up to you.

- god.

No.

There is already a pond, requested by @Dadly25 . It is god's will that there be only one body of water at a time (aside from human bodies which are 70% water haha). So you must either use the pond, or convince me to destroy the pond to create a river.

 

since I cannot have a river I request that I have a sword to defend myself from attackers with

 

Bad adult and nathan work on recovering from their illness. Wink looks up to the sky and talks with god. Skuffed Water gets a katanna, and while practicing his swings, he watches dadly's pond with envy, probably thinking a river would look much nicer there. Everyone else does nothing interesting.

 

hi, i'm _______ and i'm here to start a new life in drunk dog's garden of eden. (for real this time)

I request to be reincarnated as the sun, so I may no longer harm those who vore consume me.

 

Only one race may inhabit The Pond. And it will only be the Dolphins. I request a trebuchet to defend my kind with.

 

Looking at my target selection, looks like bad adult is the one whose both the weakest and the one who deserves to die the most.

I’ll make my approach when the coast looks relatively clear, disguising my knife in a banana from his tree. Once I’m close enough, I feed him the banana through the back of the head.

 

Hi, I'm Maro Lupus and I'm here to start a new life in drunk dog's garden of eden.
I wish to bring fine beers with me to populate the land full of sin for all!

 

I agree that a river would look much nicer there. I request that I go over to dadlys pond and try to agree to make the coalition of water, and that the pond changed to a river peacefully.

 

I agree as long as there is a steady inflow of fish

 

hi im tz and im here to come chill in the garden of eden

you can put me in however u want : )

 

Margo Lupus brings beer!
Spiteful Venom arrives, but his requested haggis is nowhere to be found. He must be hungry.
Tz shows up without any real idea of what he's doing here.

Scufffed and Dadly meet for a coalition of water, still ignorant to the fact that god will never allow it. While they're this close to eachother, one armed with a katanna, and the other a very small trebuchet, do tensions and paranoia rise, or does peace prevail in the garden of eden?

Nathan awakes from his sickness-induced rest.

Bad Adult is found dead. a banana peel found near body, and the banana tree which he had once tended too, has also withered away, leaving only it's last fruit - One gigantic banana, which Memelord has reincarnated into. Hopefully as not to suffer the same fate of being horribly vored once again.

 

Yo scuffed what the fuck did you do to my pond it's tiny now

 

Make me into a grave