me find fire. fire burn!!! fire cook meat. meat chewy. monkey enter cave. me kill da monkey wit rock. wear skull.
oooo ahh ooo ahh, giv fire fire fire fire fire, ooooohh ahhhhh, burn burn burn , ooooooo ahhhhh, meatty meat, squeeze so big juicy jugs, ooogga booogA, ahhh
Ghmmm, me hear noise. Me wake. See @Nitro_GhostHunter who say "me go drain piss stick outside cave." Me no care. Me sleep again. Me hear noise later. Me wake. See @Nitro_GhostHunter dragging fresh kill snake on ground. Me hungry. Me want snake kill. Problem. Nitro in holdings of snake kill. Me find idea. Me grab big spear and club. I snek behind nitro and club head. Nitro sleep good now. Me still hungry. Me look for snake kill. No snake kill findings. Look down at sleeping nitro. Nitro no wear cloth pants. Me come to findings that fresh kill snake be Nitro's piss stick. Big piss stick me notice. Big piss stick me notice look like big fresh kill snake. Me sad now. Me still hungry. Nitro get red juice on cave floor. Me mad. Me hit Nitro with club again. "No drain piss stick in cave, drain piss stick outside cave!" me yell. Me tired again. I go sleep. Nitro sleep too. Long time. Me still hungry tho. Will need to get food next orange hello.