Finished 25,000 Points WINNER: (MrEvanJ | SP)

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1. An Irish man walks out of a bar

2. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

3. Roses Are Red
Violets Are Red
Everything is Red Welcome to Motherland
-Poem by Vladimir Putin

 

I keep telling my friend a joke about his broken pencil, but he's missing the point.

 

What kind of train eats too much? A CHEW CHEW train!

 

A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.



or @Guilty's CSGO career, kek.

 

So my neighbor started to knock on my door at 3AM.
3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit..

 

My life

 

Joke: toby

 

My joke?
@Vorlass

Get it?

 

Q: How do baseball players stay cool? A: They sit next to their fans.

because otherwise they're gonna die of heat

 

@Asty said his life is a joke to him. So hopefully this counts.

 

@Steven | SP 's Dota 2 skills