Finished ☭ Spreading the wealth ☭

Due to my many hours spent slaving away for the capitalist pigs, I have decided to lighten my load of too much money from too much overtime unto you, ¡ CѳMяADэS !


I'll be giving away a game of your choosing, or several games, equal to around $20. I can be convinced of a game worth more if it's one that I REALLY enjoy myself and know you will too.


To enter, Bang / Marry / Kill

Terry Crews, Chris Hemsworth, and Tom Hardy.


I will enter all contestants into a random drawing out of a hat.
Yes, it will be a fedora.

Well thought explanations of who, what, and why will earn a bonus slip of paper with their username.

I will be drawing names in one week: May 25th.

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bang tom hardy - marry chris - kill terry ))

 

Bang Chris ('cause have you seen this guy? No homo) - Marry Terry (EXPLOSIONS) - Kill Tom (I don't really know why, but yeah)

 

Marry Tom cuz he might "share venom" with me.

Fuck Chris cuz I might be worthy enough to weild Mjolnir or maybe just let's me use Stormbreaker for fun.

Kill Terry, don't really know him well so I don't really care.

 

Bang chris marry terry and kill tom

Edit: I would bang Chris because he’s a one night stand type of person it seems like lmao.

Id marry terry because he’s funny and like huge and strong.

Kill Tom because he’s just a not as good as the other two options

 

bang Tom Hardy
marry Chris Hemsworth
kill Terry Crews

 

Bang Tom -
Marry Terry - Have you seen how great of a Dad Sergeant Terry Jeffords is?
Kill Chris - Did you see the weight gain of Thor in end game?!

 

fuck terry, merry chris, kill hardy.

i've never seen mad max

 

Bang Tom hardy
Marry Tom hardy
Kill the other two

 

Bang: Chris Hemsworth cus idk, just seems kinda more like a one-night stand sorta thing. doubt we would really get along much.
Marry: Terry cus he's actually a super great and sweet guy
Kill: Tom cus idk who tf that is but he aint rly my type

 

Marry: Terry
Fuck: Chris
Kill: Tom

 

This was a tough decision because I am straight

Marry Terry Crew. He seems like a cool dude to hang out with

Kill Tom Hardy bcz I never saw Mad Max

Bang Chris Hemsworth bcz no one else to fill in the spot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

have u tried kegels? might make "the spot" a little easier to fill

 

Kill Kill Kill cos I ain't gay

 

I’m not sure you’re playing this game correctly

 

Bang bang bang cos I gay












I no gay