In Progress That One Giveaway Guy

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by That One White Guy, Jan 7, 2017.


    I feel like being nice to everyone so I'm gonna upgrade people.


    I'm upgrading people from their current rank. So if you are VIP, you go up to VIP+ and so on.

    Elite if your rank is on a one month basis, I will pay for it again, same with Legendary!


    The rules are very simple. Just give this post a positive rating and tell me a joke. (Corny ones are accepted and expected)

    The Rank Upgrades will be given out on the 23rd. So get in there and tell a knock knock joke to get it up graded!

    5 WINNERS!

    Last edited: Jan 8, 2017
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  2. Mr Butters

    Mr Butters For a few to be immortal, many must die. Elite

    Scotty doesnt know.
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  3. Brahma

    Brahma Homecoming. Mod Elite

    She wasn't ready.
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  4. Matejio

    Matejio Member

    tmw you spend all your money on upgrading other peoples ranks so you don't have that gas money to pick you mom home from work hahahahahah he'll get it
  5. Why did that actually make me laugh?!
  6. What did the sea say to the sand?

    Nothing, it simply waved

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  7. GimcSnooper

    GimcSnooper As a wise man once said, "Zip zop zoobity bop" Mod VIP

    ~Insert overused relatable joke here~
  8. Skyrossm

    Skyrossm The Real C4 Queen Mod VIP

    Why did the traitor cross the road?

    He didn't, a car ran him over!

    i think this is actually the worst joke ever told
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  9. NoHackJustGood

    NoHackJustGood Deathrun Moderator Mod Legendary

    Why is @LadyLag so bad at Deathrun?

    A: She tries too hard :sneaky:

    Also, entering for @Pandora? @Pacifist meant nothing to me I swear.
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  10. LadyLag

    LadyLag Creator of lag. Admin Gold

    Two lemmings walk into a bar.... No, three lemmings.... No, four lemmings.... No, five lemmings.... *sigh*

    Anyway, entering for @PixeL .
  11. Bork

    Bork Supporter

    Why is the sky so unhappy?
    It has the blues.
  12. Flashpoint

    Flashpoint Bronze

    god isn't real.

    hahahahhaha get it?
  13. Alpha Wolfy

    Alpha Wolfy Metamorphosis Mod VIP+

    Why is Peter Pan always flying?

    He neverlands.

    (please kill me)
  14. What do u call a cheap circumcision?

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  15. Solar

    Solar Wanderlust Mod Elite

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  16. Kyle the Penguin

    Kyle the Penguin VIP+ Bronze

    What do you call a belt made out of watches?
    A waist of time!

    END ME
  17. JtheBeast

    JtheBeast VIP

    *hits blunt* what if the ocean is saving hi to the beach but the land never waves back
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  18. nochillfam

    nochillfam New Member

    Your sex life.
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  19. Walker

    Walker Elite

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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  20. A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
    The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
    The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
    With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
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