Donator Begging Thread

Branajahsjsjwhzhdirndhrjdugdwjuririjdicjrir

 

You will donate me legendary for 10 years.

 

Gonna run out of VIP+ soon pray for me. Note: remove the R in pray...

 

Ill give my newborn child to anyone that gives me Supporter and to anyone that gives me VIP or higher ill give my first non bastard child to. He speaks fluent russian, but only russian.... Give me ur money cuz my life is clearly worse than anyone elses cuz I dont have a rank and im poor I cant be bothered to be pulled out of my iglu to work pls giv mi muny ur dy ha horyblyat det. If you give me money ill send armpit pics ;-) ................SO now for real I dont like begging but since it works, why not! I am currently not an a position were I can buy a rank but I would love to have one... So I guess im joining the ranks of the E-beggars... thanks for reading my cancer

-Kyle

 

@SpooxeL needs a Deathrun rank above bronze... it's sad seeing him as the only staff member with bronze.

 

Make me green or you'll see this face forever.

 

This is a thing?

Someone donate me Legendary and I'll re-apply for mod.

 

Time to use my own thread for elite. I'm broke. Halp.

 

So wait, if a non-staff, non-donator requests for a VIP rank you yourself just give it to them?! No wonder you're broke!
But in all honesty that is kindness and generosity at it's finest, people need to take advice from this guy!

 

Just a lonely Piper looking for an Elite

 

looking for a new sugar daddy, @Guardia is not treating me very well

 

@videomaniac12 just looking for VIP nothing else. Want that loadout with the primary

 

I'm a young boy in need of elite

 

@Vital Vape does too

 

I'm a young boi in need of VIP+

 

@Sith Master VIP+ this time plz <3

 

Is VIP not good enough for you?

 

I just haven't seen you in a while so I wanted to talk to ya

I will attempt again in 6 months XD

 

I'm a jobless hobo that lives in a garage.