well i got this steam gift in my inventory for a while now ... and well you can have it ... if you dont know what that game is here os a video: i want you to write a good Joke here to participate ... i choose by the Joke or by a random picking program the event ends in 8 Hours and 10 min (22:00 Middle Europeon/berlin time) the gift contains (The Ship: Murder Party, The Ship: Single Player) THE WINNER IS "@GimcSnooper" ... CONGRATULATIONS ... the gift may also contain traces of cancer, diarrhea and tourette ...
i believe i can flyyy got shot by the pizza guyyy all i wanted was some onion ringggss from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg I believe i can soarrrr mom slapped me in the grocery storeee Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes
Bear Grills seems like the kind of guy who came out of his mothers vagina, hair everywhere telling his mother to call him Bear. He then proceeds to knaw through the umbilical cord with his teeth and go back in the vagina for his camping equipment. have fun with that thought.
Spoiler: Joke 1 Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? Spoiler: Joke Cont. He sold his soul to Santa.
You know what my father taught me when I was young? That he is the master at hide and go seek. 19 years and I still can't find him.
A little late on the bandwagon, but here's a joke! Two lepers try to play poker. One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off
I am out of town until Tuesday, Can I friend you when I get back, If not, You can choose another person