Finished Steam Gift (The Ship)

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by Captain Obvious, May 25, 2016.

  1. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious Regular Member

    well i got this steam gift in my inventory for a while now ... and well you can have it ...

    if you dont know what that game is here os a video:

    i want you to write a good Joke here to participate ...

    i choose by the Joke or by a random picking program

    the event ends in 8 Hours and 10 min (22:00 Middle Europeon/berlin time)

    the gift contains (The Ship: Murder Party, The Ship: Single Player)


    THE WINNER IS "@GimcSnooper" ... CONGRATULATIONS ...
    the gift may also contain traces of cancer, diarrhea and tourette ...
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2016
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  2. Jaysu

    Jaysu BAMF VIP

    My life. Does that count?
     
  3. Captain America 3 was bad.
     
  4. i believe i can flyyy
    got shot by the pizza guyyy
    all i wanted was some onion ringggss
    from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
    I believe i can soarrrr
    mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
    Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
    I believe i can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
    Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though i got no votes
     
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  5. Paradox

    Paradox The One Eyed Ghoul Banned Elite

    A joke you say? Me being cool.
     
  6. Bear Grills seems like the kind of guy who came out of his mothers vagina, hair everywhere telling his mother to call him Bear. He then proceeds to knaw through the umbilical cord with his teeth and go back in the vagina for his camping equipment. have fun with that thought.
     
  7. GRYPHN

    GRYPHN ♫ Thanks for the Memories ♫ VIP

    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
    He sold his soul to Santa.
     
  8. KillerOOD

    KillerOOD VIP

    HAN SOLO DIES IN EPISODE 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  9. Zer0z

    Zer0z Hotline Blinger VIP

    You know what my father taught me when I was young?
    That he is the master at hide and go seek.
    19 years and I still can't find him.
     
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  10. Mason

    Mason Banned VIP Silver

    Why are there no cats on Mars?

    Curiosity.
     
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  11. Fox

    Fox Banned VIP

    My love life.
     
  12. What about my crush and being good at TTT are similar?

    I'll never do either.
     
  13. ArcticFox29

    ArcticFox29 Creator of lag. Silver

    A little late on the bandwagon, but here's a joke!

    Two lepers try to play poker. One threw in his hand, the other laughed his head off :ROFLMAO:
     
  14. Noctorious

    Noctorious Your Best Nightmare VIP Emerald

    La Vie is a joke
     
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  15. paper

    paper legends never die VIP Silver

    Birdplanes dick
     
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  16. Captain Obvious

    Captain Obvious Regular Member

    well you could finally add me to get the gift ....
     
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  17. GRYPHN

    GRYPHN ♫ Thanks for the Memories ♫ VIP

    I am out of town until Tuesday, Can I friend you when I get back, If not, You can choose another person
     
  18. GRYPHN

    GRYPHN ♫ Thanks for the Memories ♫ VIP

    Just got the game... Thanks!