You know you're playing too much Trouble in Terrorist Town when...

Discussion in 'TTT Discussion' started by Dani, Nov 6, 2018.

  1. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    I don't know about you, but I always loved those kind of forum threads about games. Basically, you just write a funny ending to the sentence in the thread's title, like

    ...when u steal the hula girl out of ur dads car to solve crime and the police is all like whats a kid doing at this crime scene xDD

    or something like that. Doesn't have to be one sentence fragment that is a grammatically correct ending to the sentence. It can also be a story related to the topic.

    Like, today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and there was this scary looking person. Obviously, I thought, "That person is scary! But if I had a knife, I could defend myself!", but then I had a brilliant idea:

    Whenever you see a person who looks scary, just use a knife that you take everywhere (of course) and act like you are going to attack them. If they are scared and give you money, then that's good and they are obviously not really a scary person and you're safe. If they react by also taking a knife out (that they may have because they're actually evil and were planning to attack you or maybe because they also read this thread) then you can just kill them with your knife! You will get away with murder by traitor baiting in real life! Just a thought I had because I play too much TTT. We've all been there, right
     
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  2. MoonSlice

    MoonSlice VIP

    10/10 should work. Give it a shot
     
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  3. Haise

    Haise modern desperado Legendary

    today i was playing league of legends and when i used my e (making a crow fly to someone) on the champion known as fiddlesticks, i called it crowbarring out of habit
     
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  4. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

    This one time a kid was making fun of me so I beat him up. I called that rdm.
     
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  5. Kaggmaster

    Kaggmaster I'll remember you, if you remember me. <3 VIP

    you wonder why there is no motel and dolls on your csgo maps
     
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  6. Lordyhgm™

    Lordyhgm™ Trial Moderator VIP

    got accidentally knocked over and mentally accused them of rdm
     
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  7. GimcSnooper

    GimcSnooper ♫ Maybe In Another Life I can find you there ♫ VIP

    try picking up a pig and throwing it a your friend with a stick
     
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  8. ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.)

    ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.) Warehouse 13 Next Generation VIP

    You use your scroll wheel to jump in Minecraft/Fortnite
     
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  9. Floof

    Floof Trial Moderator MVP Silver

    When you see a microwave and wonder why it isnt making you feel any better.

    Also when you try to use a roll of paper towels as binoculars...
     
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  10. Saturnity

    Saturnity SGMs Personal Planet Moderator VIP

    the one time I got tmod and tried to hit a bug off the face of an admin with a microwave

    10/10 worked
     
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  11. MrMunkay514™

    MrMunkay514™ better than ryan (especially at payday) Moderator VIP

    when you accidentally shoot your friend in real life cause he shows you his new knife
     
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  12. tylerjoseph(henry)

    tylerjoseph(henry) My trial was filed as a crazy suicidal head case. VIP Bronze

    you get stuck and try to type "@help im stuck" in real life
     
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  13. Tedelicious

    Tedelicious The knight in white armor MVP Silver

    When you 'defuse' c4's trying to let them go off.
     
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  14. Mr. Disco

    Mr. Disco Jeff Lynne is a musical genius. VIP

    uh

    i mean

    i haven't ever thought of this.

    and people say games don't cause violent thoughts

    SMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  15. The Law

    The Law You fought the law and the law won. VIP Silver Emerald

    When you hear the beeping of C4s when you're trying to go to sleep...
     
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  16. Kaggmaster

    Kaggmaster I'll remember you, if you remember me. <3 VIP

    when you walk by a murder happening and try to call a KOS
     
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  17. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    when you go up to the police officers asking for a hp station
     
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  18. Siddo❄

    Siddo❄ Dork Administrator VIP Bronze

    ... when you pull out a magnet and try to pick up a wooden crate with it
     
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  19. Anastesia Lawes

    Anastesia Lawes The Queen of EU Moderator MVP Silver Emerald

    I think that is just a you thing tbh
     
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  20. Panduh

    Panduh VIP

    ...you kill someone with a HK SL8 and call hacks.
     
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