Introduction Silly 29/8/19 Per. SGM Greetings, my name is Silly. I come from the land named Americano. I have traveled many bodies of water and I am a skilled speaker in the language known as English. I have two weeks of studies in English. I am a skilled and hard working Chinese immigrant and I have many things to bring to the company. I have a family of 10 children and three husbands. I am from the Church of Satan and we bring good spirits and blessings to this company. If you accept me I will work twenty four hour shifts as long as you supply me with Bean Curd for my 10 children and 24 cousins I am bringing along with me on this journey. Please consider my application I hope you really think about the great skills I could bring to the table. Warm regards, your friendly Chinesisch. G'day chap, -Silly https://pastebin.com/qzXxx9w8 For my Chinese speaking folks. (original copy, please mind my translated version of English) @ryan My colleague
While I am happy to see that you are attemping to make a contribution, I am going to have to deny this for lack of noodles
3. English only, please. We're an English speaking community and we expect our users to respect that.
WOAH WHERE DID THE OTHER POSTS GO???? that's WHACKY!!!! someone click moderator actions and send me a screenshot I wanna see who deleted it for RULE 3 those RULEBREAKSERS must be PUNIDSHED!