Vanilla Story Time

TELL YOUR FAVORITE VANILLA STORIES!​

Now.

Once upon a time i trolled vanilla... it was a wonderful day on the lighthouse map. The sky was blue, the grass green, the blocks never round. I was standing in front of the traitor room door blocking the way. 5 people were around looking at each other when one little scrub decided to push me in. I was innocent so defending myself i jump out and bring my huge on him. Suddenly the four others start shooting each other latex mexican bondage stand off style. I finish off my kill when someone else starts shooting me with an m16. I run up to him and go duke nukem on his face, take his empty gun and jump off the ledge to be shot inside the cave. Neither @Krys nor me have recorded the situation

 

All my Vanilla stories involve rape, and rape is never funny.

 

Hmmm, my favorite situations? Anything that involves killing either @BmTron , @Polt Alskar , or @Savannah Banana .

 

Spoiler: This

 

one time i got rdmed

that was EVERY. ROUND.

 

Every time I need a good cry session, I go on Vanilla.
The only memories I have of nilla are fear, cold sweaty fear

 

All i have is laughing and love.

 

My favorite time on vanilla and this only happened once. Once upon a time in pre round sir piggy and I took it upon ourselves to kill every person on the server. This worked out well as everyone came over to pig pen to be killed. Just saying don't ever give me a pig

 

Freaking @Seth Harle has a bind to KOS me. He got T for 3 rounds in a row and I died all 3 rounds from his KOSes.

 

His cheap gameplay is to camp t room spam kos on a random person , spam Help!. misses shots with his 5 ms ping. Nub

 

• Game starts
• RDM happens
• Kid cries on mic because he lost his "T" round until he gets gagged
  
  End Of Story

 

One time I planted a C4 in Minecraft B4 behind the tester. They were all testing and just mingling there. This little kid found the C4 and shouted "FOUND A C4, IM GONNA DISARM IT". 9 innos and 2 detectives dead. This was in December...

Happened again in McCity. Behind the tester. Where everyone was. I planted the C4 like 2 steps from the inno next to me. I was laughing my way out. Before I knew it, everyone in the area got decimated. (He tried to disarm it)

 

I had just planted a C4 in the tunnels and ran away. Somebody (as I was going up the ladder by the creeper trap) tried to disarm the C4 and picked the 1 word that blew it up, killing 5 i now, 2 detectives, and also me.

I also love being a traitor and opening the t room door, just to shove a pig in there and get people killed by the door. Whatever Awesome Dark says, I CAME UP WITH IT!

Really Vanilla is the most fun served as long as it includes
@atozbetterdanu @Fiefoe @Lady Vanilla @Irritatingness @Python @Reno @Espurr @Savannah Banana @s1rcool @Adam is the D @Falcor @Krys @Awesome Dark who is a scrub and doesn't use the forums @Dy Rusky @Harry Potter @Arcanius @Master Failure @MaulTPiss @Noctorious @Alpha Wolfy @Armor @Cheebus @Bread on Water @Caboose Pootis @Finn @Fayfyrant (basically everbody besides @Rad Comrade )

If you feel like you belong on this list PM me on Steam

 

I banned half of the server.

The end.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

Then I guess it didn't happen :c

 

My best story is about when when we had more than 3 maps to rotate to.
Oh wait.

 

My favorite story was I was just a VIP and this kid was CONVINCED I had the power to make him traitor. Despite everyone telling him I couldn't and he kept bugging me to make him a traitor so that he could have his T round back. So I sent him a PM telling him in the next round I was making everyone else traitor except for him. He committed multiple RDMs, then was killed. Next round he killed me for lying to him as I was laughing too hard to defend myself. Then he was karma banned.

Moral of the Story: Don't beg me for stuff after I've said no

 

So, I was on vanilla one day right. This guy throws a discon so I am like let me 360 him. I Kill some other guy who jumped in front of my shot so I killed him with my deagle then. Someone sees me do this (We are in a small room) tries to kill me. Gets killed with my AK then after that I killed the guy who threw the nade