times you were a dumbass

Discussion in 'TTT Discussion' started by incognito moe, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. ITT: name the times you completely screwed up a simple task in game or had a derp moment.

    Moment 1: Last year, I was a detective and thought this player was proven so I gave him my Jackhammer so I could drop a HS. Gave it to him and as soon as I dropped it he 1-hit shot me.

    Moment deux: I was a T and shot at a person point-blank with a DB shotgun and completely missed, then couldn't hit them with my pistol and ended up dying.
     
  2. Saturnity

    Saturnity SGMs Personal Planet VIP

    I have moments a lot.

    For example, TTT: I found a c4, disarmed it, I planted it as a joke since like everyone was dead, I walked around the map a bit, came across it (forgot I put it) then tried to disarm it and died

    Far Cry 4, I accidentally threw a C4 while being shot at and it exploded mid air and killed me.
     
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  3. Chewie

    Chewie deadrun mod VIP Bronze

    i'm trying to think of a time when i wasn't...
     
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  4. Daddy Nexxus

    Daddy Nexxus Toxi-Fessional VIP

  5. Adminツ

    Adminツ VIP

    joined this server.
     
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  6. Adminツ

    Adminツ VIP

    wait is this video ironic?
     
  7. TheRetroGamers

    TheRetroGamers New Member

    Hmm that is hard because i seem to fail a lot on this server but if i had to name the worst, It would be when I used the regular chat that I was going to jihad rather than the terrorist voice chat.
     
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  8. You can't fail trying to defuse your own c4????
     
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  9. Osmium

    Osmium Virtue VIP Silver

    I was a traitor and I shot a person. Didn't notice that I was a traitor so I was trying to show this person I killed that he walked away from an UnID body and thinking...oh great he probably didn't see it and I'm going get slayed as it happen very fast. People were being sniped and Olivia was grabbing the DNA off the person I killed and she killed me while I was lost in thought.

    @olivia
     
  10. davidues

    davidues VIP Bronze

    Yes you can, only ones who can't fail are T's, even if an innocent planted it.
     
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  11. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Best Member VIP Bronze

    when i got banned for this
     
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  12. Kaggmaster

    Kaggmaster I'll remember you, if you remember me. <3 VIP

    literally everytime i play a round of ttt
     
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  13. Darragh

    Darragh VIP

    Someone else Defusing a c4 I armed but didnt plant killing 4 innos in my name getting me banned. Fun times.
     
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  14. Lordyhgm

    Lordyhgm Spiteful smells Lead Admin VIP

    FIrst time on dark rp, getting jailed for spamming ropes everywhere, talking and apologising with admin, the second I get released I rope the admin to the ceiling: permabanned
    - dark rp tho so who really gives one
    and on here in ttt, breaking chat repeatedly ignoring admins like an utter mong.. yeaaahh certainly learnt from the 5-day global since I haven't done it since :oops:
    - and that's why I won't tell you @Darragh cause you don't need another ban on top of that one xD
     
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  15. Darragh

    Darragh VIP

    I learned how to eventually....
     
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  16. Pacifist

    Pacifist Cynically Insane VIP Bronze

    I always do stupid shit before I think about it then I always hate myself afterwords. I can give several examples.
     
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  17. Darragh

    Darragh VIP

    ^^^Literally me, always.
     
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  18. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    Ok, this is way old. I was a tmod under @CDriscoll , and well, I had voice activation on in ts. So it's 10 my bed time at the time and my mom comes by and starts just roasting me because it's 10:05 and I didn't put the rice away from dinner yet and omg CD and Roz and I think Muffin were dying cause I was getting roasted alive.

    That's why I have push to talk
     
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  19. Aria

    Aria Working on myself for awhile VIP

    I will give two examples... ONLY TWO

    Example #1:
    • When I was a Detective, I found a body that I was called to. Without thinking I grabbed DNA to hunt down killer. I kill them only to come to find out they were Innocent. I then got reported and was confused. Come to find out... I grabbed DNA from a Traitor's body and killed a proven Innocent.
    Example #2:
    • Pre-Round just got over with and I found out I was a Traitor. I went ahead and popped the head of an AFK standing next to me. Another player walks in and I shoot them as well. Then Another player walks in so I shoot and kill them as well and as the other two. I die right after that. Come to find out I was Innocent and had killed 2 Innos and 1 Traitor for no reason.
    Lesson Learned:
    • Double check what you are doing before you start committing acts.
     
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  20. Kaggmaster

    Kaggmaster I'll remember you, if you remember me. <3 VIP

    you said it yourself...


    (satire, don't attack me.. rawr)
     
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