The SGM Daily

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Han, Apr 17, 2018.

  1. Han

    Han       VIP

    Hello SGM, it's big daddy Hingle here.

    Today, I come to you with some great news. I, Hingle, will be taking over production of the SGM monthly issues. The main reason is that Han Solo is going on medical leave to deal with the stress of interacting with retarded pubescent children, and I'll be honoring his memory. I appreciate you all supporting the SGM Monthly, even though it just highlighted the worst parts of this community, and I hope you will tune into the next SGM dailies.

    Now for the only tag that I need to make

    @Han Solo I respect you a lot and I'm just going to say you are so much better than me, thank you for all the inspiration. For the last year I've been trying my hardest to be as great as Han Solo, even changing my name to the great one, trying to push my hero to realize his potential, but deep down inside I know Han Solo will always be better.


    On the plus side, I can communicate things in ten sentences instead of needing ten thousand words.

    Hingle
     
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  2. Pacifist

    Pacifist Cynically Insane VIP Bronze

    Honestly an improvement.
     
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  3. I trust Hingle.
     
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  4. Lion

    Lion Ryan's Favorite Admin Banned VIP

    *slow claps*
     
  5. MemeDaddy

    MemeDaddy VIP

    MAKE SGM GREAT AGAIN! Go Hingle!
     
  6. Siddo

    Siddo Banned VIP Bronze

    Smoke and mirrors :oo: