The Tragic Story of @tz- Teezy, one of our nicest resident players and one of the most wholesome people I know, has been executed by the mods in front of our eyes. Our story starts further back than that though. Last night, on the Eastern server, a shaman was found performing rituals on the top of canyon with the barrels. Player Juice Master attempted to interrupt this ritual with his own, bringing a barrel up to the top and attempting to slam it through the shaman's head. The shaman, being experienced with heathens of this sort, wrapped his barrel around him and they flew off the edge together locked in each others arm's. They became barrel-crossed lovers. Who was the shaman, and what ritual was he performing? I did some digging and found the shaman to be none other than @tz- . He was performing a ritual to make sure we all have a very nice day as he is a very nice man. However, as we all know here at SGM, the moderators are not too keen on us having nice days. On a staff report where @tz- gave his simple opinion, one that was only eight words, he was brutally executed in private with zero hesitation. The mods dragged him away and cut off his head, silencing him for his dissenting opinion. His words are as follows: "youre lying i have been banned for less" We at SGM Daily do not stand for such tyranny and fascism among the forum moderators. In fact, there is zero accountability among the mods. Where can we, as private citizens, see information as to who executed @tz- or what he was actually executed for? Where was @tz- judged and tried by a group of his peers? Where can we as citizens of this community see our own warning points or know when we will inevitably be banned? The answer too all of that is we cannot. The moderators have taken every step to avoid accountability, hiding those who ban others on the forums. They hide behind their powers knowing they can take advantage of us. Today, this is the only main headline as any others will be a distraction that the mods are begging for. We as a people must stand up against this or we will all be Mr. Teezy. Birthdays Today is @Frost 's birthday Eulogy bug55bunny blew off a c4 in spawn playing c4 roulette. He killed half the server resulting in a multitude of reports and a four week vacation. YubiYubi, our favorite server sweetheart, honorably planted a c4 as an innocent killing four innocents and earning a karma ban. The entire server decided to hop to TTT West from East in order to keep playing with Yubi. @DIO THE THOTSLAYER planted a huge c4 in a game of roulette on Roy the Ship. Although Dio was smart, he jumped ship and swam to Africa for a vacation until Roy the Ship parks and we go to a new map. But, Dio was not as smart as we thought, he accidentally rejoined the ship before we landed and he was subsequently executed. His last words were: "I have come back." Ratings @Roy : SGM newspaper 10/10 @MetalCrysis : im illiterate, but reading the sgm paper, allows me to read beyond human comprehension @Highwon : this man is going to take down this server, but his newspaper is so good!