Finished That One Giveaway Guy

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by Frosty, Jan 7, 2017.

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  1. Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    To.
    To who?
    To whom*
    AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
     
  2. Hingle

    Hingle Slow Motion Admin VIP Emerald

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  3. Walker

    Walker "I am a real American!"-Hogan Mod Elite

    After 12 hours of thinking, you came up with the perfect one xD
     
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  4. Gazzy

    Gazzy Elite

    My real knock knock joke.

    Would you miss me if I left tomorrow?
    Yes
    Would you miss me if I left in a week?
    Yes
    Would you miss me if I left in a month?
    Yes
    Would you miss me if I left in a year?
    Yes
    Knock Knock
    who there?
    you have already forgotten me.
     
  5. Shake my snake.
     
  6. Falcor

    Falcor ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Lead Admin Elite

    a joke.

    if someone already said this one fffffff
     
  7. Steve Mason

    Steve Mason Honesty. Gold VIP

    Q: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
    A: He is always coffin.

    Appreciate the giveaway mate!
     
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  8. vonDicey

    vonDicey Protocol Dictates Action. VIP

    This might offend some people; consider this fair warning. I'll include a spoiler when I get back. This was done all in good fun

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, they can't change anything
     
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  9. Ruby

    Ruby Turn your wounds into wisdom Legendary

    me
     
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  10. Sinz

    Sinz crumble Legendary

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  11. Ichikunjii

    Ichikunjii Vous avez changé Gold VIP Iron

    A joke? The poster above me.
     
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  12. Ragman

    Ragman hool-moh-goh-bow-bigga-bogga-walnum-bodgish-misjoo Banned VIP+

    I had to divorce my wife because she loved sex in the morning.

    Right after I left for work...
     
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  13. I'm gonna make this an overused meme so fast @Skyrossm

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Sith Master

    Sith Master Conqueror of Ryloth Admin Legendary

    A vegan, atheist, and crossfitter walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone before sitting down.
     
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  15. Kaggmaster

    Kaggmaster Supporter

    How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?

    10.
    1 to arrest him and 9 to hold his oranges.
    end my suffering xD

    p.s: I'm assuming I'll be VIP since I'm already supporter. Amirite?
     
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  16. Frosty

    Frosty Weeb in training Mod Elite

    Yes you would my dud
     
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  17. Knock Knock
    Whose there
    Dishes
    Dishes who
    Dishes a bad joke

    I'm sorry but you should expect me to steal terrible jokes, which is what i did.
    Thanks for the giveaway tho
     
  18. This segment of a farmer's plot can also be used as a hairstyle!
    You know, a "cornrow"! Ha!


    Please don't hurt me, you said it could be "corny".
     
  19. GunAndBomb

    GunAndBomb Explosive Banned MVP

    what about mvp?
     
  20. lNSPECTOR

    lNSPECTOR Gadget... lNSPECTOR GADGET VIP

    You've changed
     
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