SGM´s Bedtime Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Kyül, May 4, 2017.

  1. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    Although I forgot to do it in time, I compiled the posts on this thread into a full on story like promised. And, surprisingly, it didnt come out as bad as I expected it to. I added punctuation, skipped the posts that didnt follow the rules, and added a few prepositions to make some sense out of the sentences (to, and, etc.)

    So, without further ado, here ya go!

    Once upon a time I had Honey Nut, and then I died in a toaster oven wearing almost nothing but the closet. My boyfriend who went to school got hit by a man with a pair of tissues, which he used to touch a kids homework due for tomorrow, that he didn't do because he was touching a fluffy cactus. "This is a dead-end!", you cant stop me from coming back stronger. My time is now, you can't see me. No more Cena memes! Xproplayer began to seduce a piece of soap of pubic hairs and named Jeff Kaplan Junior.He religiously craved death, so he went to school to find out how to make McNuggets and unwatch this thread, whilst shouting "school tomorrow?". But he dropped out to make some McNuggets on Scotty´s Mcdonald's branch. Harvest had a plan, so he went to ship out slaves and to go to school with Dwardu and Carned. Then I died again, but as a child. It begins with Mellow trying to microwave McNuggets that came to life and ate more McNuggets. They danced for awhile, then started eating McNuggets, which screamed "SOOOOO RANDOM!!!!!" and BUMPED this thread, in turn leading to a cave that had several corpses of unicorns missing their flaming eyebrows.

    The End.


    Gonna go ahead and tag some participants: @Python~ @andrewca79 @Dwardu @Xayah-nyan @SpecialFlakeNeon @Skyrossm @PanzerShrimp @That One White Guy@Slap @Canceled Fish

    SPOILER: theres a lot of McNuggets involved
    Let me know if you guys would like to do something like this again!
    -Kyle
     
    Last edited: May 4, 2017
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  2. beyblade informant

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  3. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    Dont ask.
     
  4. mfw i'm the second person to respond to that thread and i wasn't tagged in this post
     
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  5. Slap

    Slap Dont steal my cheerios VIP

    1st person to comment and I dont get tagged smh
     
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  6. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

    My McDonalds Branch got involved YAY FREE ADVERTISING!
     
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  7. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    I SAID SOME JESUS CHILL
     
  8. Savage-nyan

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    just wow xD
     
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  9. What an ending!
     
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