Rejected rule suggestion

helo yes its ur boi lightning, bac at it again with another rockin suggestion. I believe that we should make rule on da servers dat pedophilia is against the rules. Pedophilia is when old buff guy gets with young innocent girl, or big buff woman with young innocent boi. With dis rule in place, we will make sgm great again and discourage these evil pedos to clean up der act and become functioning members of are community. 4 those that do not believe me, her is some proof that pedos are bad people and should go to h***.


Eveindce 1: Law of Age Difference

Helo math class today we will be learning some basic math skills to help educate yourself so u can do great things in earth. today we are learning basic plusing and minusing. Now the basic age for a girl to have consensual s** is the number 18, write this down this will be on the test. However if the girl is 16 they can still have consensual s** but the person has to be within 4 years apart from each other. Ok with that in mind lets do some basic exampples. Make sure to check ur work to make sure you dont make any mistakes!

1: If boi is 18 and girl is 19 can they do it

2: if girl is 13 and boi is 24 can they do it

3: if girl is 16 and boi is 16 how many apples do u have

Spoiler: Answers (dont cheat!)

1: Yes 2:No 3: 45

Evidece 2: Against the Law of the United States of America and other countries

This is very shocking i know but pedophilia is against the law, if u do it, u go to JAIL. if people do da crime they gotta do the time. There are multiple laws that make it so thesse things are not allowed to happen, if they do, da police are called by phone, text, skype, report abuse, snapchat and other cites. Here are some basic exampeles of laws about this

Spoiler: big boi law

1.Any person who, in a circumstance described in paragraph (2), employs, uses, persuades, induces, entices, or coerces any minor to engage in, or who has a minor assist any other person to engage in, any sexually explicit conduct outside of the United States, its territories or possessions, for the purpose of producing any visual depiction of such conduct, shall be punished as provided under subsection (e).

Spoiler: large boi law

Any individual who violates, or attempts or conspires to violate, this section shall be fined under this title and imprisoned not less than 15 years nor more than 30 years, but if such person has one prior conviction under this chapter, section 1591, chapter 71, chapter 109A, or chapter 117, or under section 920 of title 10 (article 120 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice), or under the laws of any State relating to aggravated sexual abuse, sexual abuse, abusive sexual contact involving a minor or ward, or sex trafficking of children, or the production, possession, receipt, mailing, sale, distribution, shipment, or transportation of child pornography, such person shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not less than 25 years nor more than 50 years

Spoiler: small boi law but do not judge him for his shortcomings

3.It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone in the state of Montana

Evidance 3: They ugly

Sorry for the offensive language plz dont ban, but it is true. Scientists have shown that pedos are the 9th worse looking species on planet earth. Dont believe me? Well see for yourself! 9 out of 10 people are MIND BLOWN!!!!!!
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i swear they arent scam links (heh) but u get da point. hopefully i have swayn you in the direction of good, and discourage you away from the darkness of badness and naughtyness.

 

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Pedophilia is classified as illegal acts on forum rules, if this post is a joke it should be moved to off topic discussion.

 

2/10 shitpost. Didn't really even giggle at anything here, but you're an oldie who hasn't posted in a while so you get a few points.