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Finished Rank Giveaway (Dad Joke edition)

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by Ashes Relandi, Feb 28, 2018.

  1. HyperStryker

    HyperStryker Supporter

    Last edited: Mar 1, 2018
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  2. Why are women like a condom?

    Because they spend more time in your wallet then on your dick

    I'll take Elite bb <3
    Last edited: Mar 1, 2018
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  3. Ashes Relandi

    Ashes Relandi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Dat Weeb Admin Administrator Elite

    I totally forgot to add this but,
    Pick the rank you want to enter for... so just edit your posts for those who stuck a cringy joke and state that.
    Can only enter for juan rank only. So Enter for either VIP+ or Elite~
  4. Floof

    Floof MVP Silver

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the idiot’s house.
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?​

    Vip+ pls and thanks​
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  5. degolfer222

    degolfer222 :, :'_ Moderator VIP

    Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

    VIP+ plz. I need my Triss skin back! And thanks for the giveaway!
  6. shamaan

    shamaan VIP

    Want to hear a joke about construction? Im still working on it.;)

    Would perfer Vip+ to flex on @LordyHGM
  7. Silly

    Silly Fantasy VIP+ Silver

    Two scientist walk into a bar, one asks for H2O and the other one says give me H2O2! Let's just say the second guy wasn't have a good time after a couple gulps.

    Entering for elite
    Thanks for the giveaway
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  8. Death

    Death Mini-King of vanilla :P Moderator VIP

    Almost forgot about this, was gonna get in it sooner or later.
    Entering for Elite so my color looks like yours.
    Here is your "good" dad joke.

    What's red and smells like white paint?
    Red paint! XD

    Thanks for the giveaway Ashes! (y)
    Last edited: Mar 12, 2018
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  9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
    Entering for elite, also thank you for the giveaway.
  10. Westin

    Westin New Member

  11. GimcSnooper

    GimcSnooper ♫ Maybe In Another Life I can find you there ♫ VIP

    I never want to visit the state of Missouri, I feel like I'd be in a constant state of Missouri (Misery).. Tried to be some what original.. Idk, I'm dumb.

    I'll go for that Elite
  12. CrownedWings

    CrownedWings ‘Tis the season, Saint Nick Elite

    I am entering for Elite

    Have you ever eaten a clock? Its very time consuming!
  13. Thresh

    Thresh VIP

    Entering for Eite.

    what do you call someone with no body and no nose?

    Nobody Knows.

    You said "Jokes" so here's a couple more

    Why did the coffee file a police report?

    It got mugged.

    A couple more!

    Last night i dreamt i was a muffler

    I woke up exhausted.

    I just watched a show about beavers

    It was the best DAM show i had ever seen.

    You said PG so i had to leave the abandonment issues at the door.
  14. The Memelord

    The Memelord Legendary

  15. Thresh

    Thresh VIP

    It's only cheating because you didn't think of it :^)
  16. luna♥

    luna♥ princess of vanilla Administrator Legendary

    A boy asks a girl to prom and she says yes. He's so excited and he goes off to rent a tux. It's the day before prom so it's busy and there's a line. He waits and waits and waits until finally he gets to the front of the line and gets his tux. After he goes to the flower shop and there's a line there too. He waits and wait and waits until he finally gets to the front of the line and gets his flowers. Now he just needs to get prom tickets. So he goes to school and of course there's a line. So he waits and waits and waits until he finally gets to the front of the line and gets his tickets. The next day at prom, the two of them are dancing together when all of the sudden someone starts choking. He runs over to get some punch, and thank God there's no punchline.

    Entering for elite for @Silly
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  17. wink

    wink maybe love is the reason why Lead Admin VIP Emerald

    elite baby

    why was 6 scared of 7

    cuz 7 8 9
  18. TrinityBlade

    TrinityBlade Trial Moderator VIP

    But why did 7 eat 9?

    Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
    • Winner Winner x 1
  19. Ashes Relandi

    Ashes Relandi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Dat Weeb Admin Administrator Elite

    I'll end this after I eat dinner.
    For those who did specify a rank, I'm just going to auto pool you into Elite.
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  20. Solaire

    Solaire VIP Silver

    i want that elite dick daddy
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