Finished Rank Giveaway (Dad Joke edition)

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by Ashes Relandi, Feb 28, 2018.

  1. Ashes Relandi

    Ashes Relandi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Weeb Admin of TTT Administrator VIP Silver

    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

    Time for another rank giveaway! :3

    The Goods:
    1x Elite
    1x VIP+

    How to Enter:
    1. Rate confusing
    2. Post your best dad jokes. (keep it PG)
    EDIT
    3. Pick the rank you want to enter for. (Elite or VIP+)


    End Date:
    2 weeks from now:

    March 14th

    Seriously, I'm going to cringe hard.
    Let the dad jokes commence!
     
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  2. Bacon Bombs

    Bacon Bombs Matthew 1:25 New Testament VIP Bronze

    A dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender," I'm looking for the man who shot my 'paw'." (Get it cause dogs have paws and pa is another word for dad. Yeah I know I'm awesome.)
     
  3. Probably my favorite one to tell people.

    Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off of the boat?
    If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

    Whenever I say this, people get angry at me.
    If you want more, just tell me. ;)

    I'll take Elite daddy.
     
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  4. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    Hi going to cringe hard, I'm Xpro
     
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  5. TrinityBlade ⚔️

    TrinityBlade ⚔️ They question the king upon leaving. VIP

    How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, 'Ribbit, ribbit' and a horny toad says, 'Rub it, rub it.'



    I'll enter for VIP+ please, Thanks. :) <3
     
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  6. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    My gf asked me to stop singing Wonderwall

    I said maybe.
     
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  7. Siddo

    Siddo Banned VIP Bronze

    Why do crabs never give to charity?
    [Because they're shellfish.]
     
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  8. Orion

    Orion He is Exalted Administrator VIP

    Hugh Mungus.

    enough said
     
  9. Daddy Nexxus

    Daddy Nexxus Toxi-Fessional VIP

    Why are there no "knock, knock" jokes about America?

    Because freedom rings

    :D

    :D :D
     
  10. davidues

    davidues VIP Bronze

    What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
     
  11. ekksdee

    ekksdee wrath VIP Bronze

    Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
    entering for @iii
     
  12. The conductor of an ensemble tells a player "You're causing too much Treble! We've found you to be the Bass of our problem, and if you keep it up, you'll be out of here in a minuet!" "I'll be Hayden in the Bach if you need me" replies the player.
     
  13. Toest

    Toest "I am the bus" ~ Falcor, all the time VIP

    whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab
    One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
     
  14. Jabba the Slut

    Jabba the Slut That's Kinky! Lead Admin VIP Silver

    I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best DAM program I've ever seen.
     
  15. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
     
  16. People always say: treat others the way you want to be treated.

    But what if I'm a masochist?

    EDIT: elite
     
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  17. Joker

    Joker The Clown Prince of Crime VIP

    Why did the baseball player put springs on his cleats?
    He was getting ready for spring training!

    Edit: Elite boi plz

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  18. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

    Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

    Entering for Elite for @Doben
     
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  19. -tyler

    -tyler My trial was filed as a crazy suicidal head case. VIP Bronze

    lol whats a dad


    (not entering so give it to the next guy)
     
  20. Aquast

    Aquast lordy was here :barefoot: VIP Bronze

    why did chicken cross road

    he wanted to get to the other side

    eduit: vib+ thakns
     
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