Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Time for another rank giveaway! :3 The Goods: Spoiler: Goods 1x Elite 1x VIP+ How to Enter: 1. Rate confusing 2. Post your best dad jokes. (keep it PG) EDIT 3. Pick the rank you want to enter for. (Elite or VIP+) End Date: 2 weeks from now: March 14th Seriously, I'm going to cringe hard. Let the dad jokes commence!
A dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender," I'm looking for the man who shot my 'paw'." (Get it cause dogs have paws and pa is another word for dad. Yeah I know I'm awesome.)
Probably my favorite one to tell people. Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards off of the boat? Spoiler: lol If they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat. Whenever I say this, people get angry at me. If you want more, just tell me. I'll take Elite daddy.
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, 'Ribbit, ribbit' and a horny toad says, 'Rub it, rub it.' I'll enter for VIP+ please, Thanks. <3
The conductor of an ensemble tells a player "You're causing too much Treble! We've found you to be the Bass of our problem, and if you keep it up, you'll be out of here in a minuet!" "I'll be Hayden in the Bach if you need me" replies the player.
whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
People always say: treat others the way you want to be treated. But what if I'm a masochist? EDIT: elite
Why did the baseball player put springs on his cleats? He was getting ready for spring training! Edit: Elite boi plz
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece. Entering for Elite for @Doben