Pizza rolls

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Lovisa, Mar 27, 2020.

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homo or no homo

  1. homo

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  2. no homo

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  1. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    Hey guys ive been doing alot of thinking in my down time and i really wanted to know some opinions... Is it gay if somebody else checks if your pizza rolls are done?
    please dont judge
    ( ͡°: ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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  2. Frost

    Frost Frosted Pun King VIP

    as long as they say no homo first
     
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  3. Chad

    Chad Banned VIP

    It's a philosophical question in all honesty that cannot be generalized in two groups of (homo) and (no homo). Let me go further in detail.
    Now the microwave rings, but you can't be certain for how long because of your longing hunger for the pizza rolls bro.
    You now have the choice of microwaving them more, or eating them as is.
    But you now risk the chance the insides may be cold or a little too hot or maybe they're perfect like I am.
    I don't think there is a distinct answer to this as it very's to person to person.
    Some like it hot and sweaty, some like it cold and dead, but perfect people like myself, like it perfect.
    The answer is a simple one, the Pizza Rolls are done when you want them to be done, and cannot be solved by constantly asking if someones pizza rolls are done, because they might be, or they might be not.
    But if there is one guarantee in all of this. If any one of you obese degenerates asked if my pizza rolls were done in person I would have you curb stomped before you finish the sentence.
     
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  4. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    how long did it take you to write that
     
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  5. Chad

    Chad Banned VIP

    About three minutes with me having 3,600 hours on Gmod my shitposting skills are that of legend.
    Going to college also helped me learn to write about random topics in a lengthy way.
     
  6. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    who asked
     
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  7. Dodley27

    Dodley27 Dolfin VIP Bronze

    Imagine having pizza rolls sold in your country
     
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  8. Chad

    Chad Banned VIP

    I asked myself and all my greatness, why don't you check if your pizza rolls are done you filthy degenerate.
    I just enjoy talking about myself, to myself.
     
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  9. Moleman

    Moleman Dr Pepper Enthusiast VIP

    I dont have pizza rolls but I do have those pillsbury pizza bites so idk
     
  10. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    cant relate
     
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  11. Pacifist

    Pacifist Cynically Insane VIP Bronze

    I would fuck the shit out of any person whose pizza rolls are done.
     
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  12. When your pizza rolls are done...
     
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  13. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    But are YOUR pizza rolls done?
     
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  14. My Pizza Rolls are in fact, not yet done.
     
  15. Lovisa

    Lovisa His queen :3 VIP

    oof, im gonna have to give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. F
     
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  16. Adlactor Nell

    Adlactor Nell Advertiser Friendly, Right out of the box! VIP

    The chanting of the men can be channeled and heard, they all one one want one thing. we have tried marching out bare handedly in peace demanding one thing in unison, We won't be stopped by mere imprisonment and our reason is just, thus the message will be passed onto our grandson's, Hanson I came to deliver you this message, we came originally in peace but your Archangels have tortured us and for thou we will retaliate with what we have, our handspikes will bring down your glocks, and the clock will tick and tock until the day that we will be freed upon comes
     
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  17. nflstreet

    nflstreet Member

    it's only gay if you touch to see if they're warm enough
     
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  18. food

    food VIP

    If pizza rolls are done in the forest and no one's around to check, are they really done?
     
  19. Bruh isn't that like Dear Evan Hansen or something?
     
  20. Moleman

    Moleman Dr Pepper Enthusiast VIP

    In that moment they are both done and not done. This is a quantum physics principle commonly known as Schrodinger's Pizza Rolls
     
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