[Not a shitpost] ingeenus ideas

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Xproplayer, Jun 21, 2018.

  1. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    [3:11 AM] ♕☣☕⬝: got a million dollar idea guys
    [3:11 AM] ♕☣☕⬝: a food truck that delivers food to you
    [3:11 AM] ♕☣☕⬝: so you place an order
    [3:11 AM] ♕☣☕⬝: they start driving to you while making the food
    [3:12 AM] ♕☣☕⬝: genius right?


    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:alright guys ive got a million dollar idea
    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:install a tube that connects the stomach to the near end of the digestive tract
    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:so you eat 2000 calories in a day
    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:or however many you need
    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:then just flip a switch and it will divert stuff past the digestive system
    [7:20 PM]♕☣☕⬝:and right out the asshole
    [7:21 PM]♕☣☕⬝:you can eat whatever you want
    [7:21 PM]♕☣☕⬝:however much you want
    [7:21 PM]♕☣☕⬝:enjoy the taste
    [7:21 PM]♕☣☕⬝:and you dont have to throw it back up or anything

    plz note my ideas are patented and may have been made when i was high
     
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  2. Teroxa

    Teroxa Vier Fäuste für ein Halleluja VIP Silver

    For ideas you made up while you were high that's pretty impressive I must say.

    We should consider discussing business sometime.
     
  3. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

    And I thought Adrian shit posted.
     
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  4. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

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  5. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

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  6. Zikeji

    Zikeji Repoleved VIP Emerald

    sounds like some expensive ass delivery


    This is literally just AspireAssist
     
  7. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    Na fam thats some trash method, also why tf wouldnt you just drink the water :/
     
  8. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    Start a porn studio where its all vague filming, so like guy is sitting at a desk and then a girl walks in and they end up fucking b ut using words like "i dont think we should do this" "what if we get caught" etc

    Then you can label the video a million different ways like
    Secretary fucks boss
    Babysitter fucks father
    (as much as I hate this trend) stepdaughter fucks stepdad

    etc etc

    Shoot 1 vid sell it as a million different titles, ez money.
     
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  9. The Cuddle Team Leader

    The Cuddle Team Leader Banned Elite

    winner winner dinner

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