Hello there, I am Kiwi. Some of you may already know me as the guy who might screw around with you on his T round by shooting you with 1 bullet and then dipping out of sight, but for those who don't then, well, yeah. I am not only here to introduce myself. I am here to talk about a serious matter. My family is coming to a halt. There are 5 known species of kiwis and they are quite endangered. They don't screw enough and produce young enough and as a result they are nearly gone. With your help and a possible donation of a half-penny a second I can save my brothers, my sisters, MY FAMILY! So I urge you, count your life savings and donate it all to me. You will be helping a cause more worthy than cancer research, STD research, and miscellaneous disease research combined! Just click the link below to get a virus that steals all your moneyz. http://wow.thisisntrealbutkiwisareendangered.communist/bastards
Don't worry, you can be forever remembered on my Wall of Shame. I won't let the Kiwis be forgotten. Welcome!
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hello sorry to be the bringer of bad news but i cant afford to pay ~$13,140 every month for the kiwi birds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's a pretty hype bird and a fucking metal fruit. So welcome, anybody who likes the kiwi is very much welcome.
