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Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by eks dee, Jan 5, 2021.
he can't. Ask anyone
+1 he cant
can someone get all the indy can't swim memes from shoutbox for me
DUDE INDY CANT EVEN SWIM WHAT A NERD AND HE CALLS ME A FURRY TO HIDE BEHIND HIS INSECURITIES!!!!
honestly doesnt suprise me looks like he would just sink
Here they are my child.
Spoiler: Indy and "Proof"
Spoiler: Swimming Like Indy
Spoiler: Indy Cant Swim Conspiracy
@Indy226 , it would appear the consensus among us rational folk is that you swimmn't. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Here is a resource to help you: https://www.ymcatriangle.org/programs/swim/youth-swim-lessons
hot take but if we threw him in a lake I'm sure he'd be fine
Fine as a dead person
I keep hearing the narrative that Indy most likely can swim BECAUSE he is a recreational fisherman. This line of reasoning implies that due to the required location of fishing being by the water then requires the ability to swim, else one risks their own safety.
However, I would like to propose a different scenario. A much darker one.
Perhaps @Indy226 this whole time has not been fishing for recreational fun, but a dark-seeded jealousy and vengefulness towards fish for their innate ability to swim. Indy swimmn't. Plain and simple. This has led to him developing hatred within himself for all things that in fact CAN swim, unlike him. Fish? He hates them through and through. Don't even get me started on my conspiracy theory that he had once attempted to assassinate Michael Phelps.
Indy plainly hates all things that can swim. So, if you too can swim, watch out and stay safe. There are Minnesota-ins out and about. And they can't swim.
Give this man an award pls
How tf @PwnageKO how tf did u manage to pull this off?
Fricken soliciting Jabba when he was high to make this become a meme, you whore!
@eks dee HA GET REKT
You're touching the floor of the pool , indy cant swim
Its also shallow