If You Were Invited to a Dinner Party...

If you were invited to a dinner party that hosted every person who has ever lived, whom would you sit next to and why?

Another way of asking: Which person or people do you want seated at your table?

 

Hunter S. Thompson

 

Wow.

 

Whoever is closest to the most/best food

 

I wanna sit next to my good friend and god the flying spahetti monster

 

Florida man who is also a vietnam vet. I would hear so many awesome crazy stories.

 

Greg Heffley

 

i'd sit on a table of great warriors to listen to tales of true and real rdm.

 

When there was NO mods online

 

Eddie Bravo

 

Honestly? My best friend whom I consider as a brother @Rasta, that man is a legend.

 

Here are my top picks:
1) A pharaoh from Egypt, it would be interesting to hear about how the pyramids were built.
2) Jesus Christ, someone who was hated for most of his life, seems like a chill guy though.
3) honestly I would sit next to every type of warrior known to history, Spartans, Vikings, Pirates(not really a warrior but I really wanna talk a pirate) samurais, ninjas. It would be really awesome to hear all the stories.

 

My dad, I love his heart <3

 

yeah im asking for jesus to ask him how many cheeks he be clapping

AND I BET!...
he was clapping some dude cheeks too like lets be honest niggas did that shit back in the day, looking at you rome/greece you pedophile fucks

 

Colonel Sanders and tell him his Chicken Nuggets are quite McDelicious
^w^

 

i’d sit next to someone uglier than me so i look hot

 

1) Warren Buffet - still alive, but a dinner with him costs millions and can make u millions.
2) Steve jobs/bill gates - just such interesting view on the current world
3) Roger Federer - my idol
4) Miranda Kerr - you know why

 

bro the thing is tho, they had no toilet paper back then. so if u were a peasant and gay, all u had was rick grimes season 4 twd unwashed swamp ass and u know its hairy too

 

yeah, they used stones, or pieces of clay to wipe, gross but still works
https://ancientstandard.com/2007/05...t-paper-6th-century-ad-and-onward…-hopefully/