If this gets 20 likes I won't resign.

Discussion in 'Farewells' started by Dani, Jan 2, 2017.

  1. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff Mod VIP

    For the record, I will still resign no matter how many likes I get. I was not being Serious™.

    I am Dani! I staffed here for about two months and it was pretty fun and I enjoyed it while it lasted. There is nothing bad about the community or the server that made me leave. It was a blast until the end.

    When I first started staffing here, I told myself that I will resign as soon as it becomes a chore. For a few days now, I have been thinking "Oh yeah, I still gotta get those 2 hours of TTT out of the way". That's never a good sign. I decided to resign pretty quickly once that started happening.

    Weird timing, because Anna recently messaged me about the fact that she will evaluate my staffing soon. I don't think my resignation is gonna have a positive effect on my moderator rank.

    Since I am lead admin material and, let's face it, a god, it saddens you that I am leaving. Don't worry, though. I'm not going anywhere. I will still play TTT here whenever I'm in the mood. I just won't force myself to meet playtime standards.

    Before you write something like "it's sad to see you go", think about what it means to lose a moderator. I'm still here, it's just my rank that's gone. It's not like I had a "special way of moderating", since moderators go by book anyway and are replacable! Okay, this paragraph turned out very cynical-seeming but it was supposed to be optimistic so please take it that way.

    I'm gonna tag some people now because I like the idea of it.

    @C.A.Anna You were a sweetie pumpkin from beginning to end. Thanks for recruiting me and thanks for being so nice and chill about everything!
    @Pacifist You're the only member of my fanclub. I'm very grateful for that. Though, if really like me that much, please stop kissing my ass.
    @Jassa Oh sorry I meant to tag Janppa.
    @Janppa Think about what's best for the players on the server morally instead of thinking about the rules too much.
    @French Toast You were also very nice so that's good. I think you were maybe also in my fanclub. I dunno.
    @Opalium You sometimes helped me with staffing and answered questions and were also pretty damn chill.
    @Highwon I've never communicated with you in any manner. I even sent you a friend request 2 months ago and you never accepted it. You were here during the staff picnic but never spoke. You know what I believe? You don't exist. I wanted to actually dig a little deeper concerning this topic, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR. So I knock on her door and go "CAROOOOL, CAROOOOOOL, I gotta talk to you about Highwon!", and when I open the door, what do I find?! There is no single goddamn desk in that office. There IS no Carol in HR.

    @Anyone I forgot: Think about why I forgot you.

    I just finished watching John Wick and it was a very entertaining movie! Now I really wanna play the Hotline Miami...games. What is the equivalent for trilogy with only two games? Biology? Oh man, I really hope my phone case will arrive soon! It's made out of kevlar! How crazy is that? Does that mean my phone will be bullet proof?

    Let me repeat myself. I'm not going anywhere, so let's not be dramatic about this. Everything will be fine.

    Some of you may wonder: "Will you be moderator here again one day?"

    I've thought about this and I am 100% of what the correct answer to that question is:

    I dunno.
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  2. Graze

    Graze Smash that Motherf*in' Snooze Button. Admin VIP Silver

    Take care Dani. I'm glad that you were with us for the time you were, and that I got the chance to get to know you. Thank you for your time!
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  3. Pacifist

    Pacifist that's pretty good Mod VIP+ Bronze

    Nice sunny reference.
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  4. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    One of the most amazing and true farewells ive seen. This man deserves a Nobel prize. Although I was a jerk to you a few times, I never got to tell you that it was a joke. I find you to be an amazing person, so take care my friend, and we should stay in touch (accept my steam request you dirty Austrian peasant). Ill see you around man, don't change ;)
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  5. sharkieBoii

    sharkieBoii aka Alex VIP

    Shame you wont be staff anymore, least you'll still be around though, see you on SB!
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  6. Acnologia

    Acnologia Ultralife Mod Elite

    You were quite the fun lad to talk to on the Shoutbox. I do hope it stays that way.
    Farewell, Dani.
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  7. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff Mod VIP

    How the hell is this getting so much attention so fast? Are you all just hanging over the Farewell subforum like vultures?
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  8. Acnologia

    Acnologia Ultralife Mod Elite

    Nah we just like you :)
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  9. Kyül

    Kyül Caged Bird VIP Bronze

    I was refreshing every 2 seconds for the last 3 hours waiting for this
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  10. GunAndBomb

    GunAndBomb Explosive Banned MVP

    See ya.
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  11. shanty

    shanty Active Member

    because i'm a rand who no one knows lol

    Have fun being free from having to moderate :)
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  12. LegitCake

    LegitCake Loyalty VIP

    Take care! Didn't get to staff along with you very often, but I did like having you around.
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  13. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard Banned Elite

    it's sad to see you go
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  14. Fuzzy Slug

    Fuzzy Slug VIP Emerald

    Funniest Thing I have ever seen on this entire website.
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  15. French Toast

    French Toast That's how the toast crumbles Mod Elite

    You've been gone too long already, come back.
    Although you claim that no moderator has a special way of doing their job, I disagree. You brought an enormous amount of positive energy to the staff team, and you will be greatly missed (mostly by me).
    I'm glad you'll still be hanging around. Don't be a stranger. Much love :love:
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  16. Rose♥

    Rose♥ Ideal Female Moderator? VIP Emerald Bronze

    I only came for the clickbait title but left with nothing but :love:
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  17. Han Solo

    Han Solo       Admin VIP+

    Thanks for moderating the servers. Hopefully you'll continue being yourself, and keep supplying me with humor.

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  18. Chastity4lyfe

    Chastity4lyfe *Eye roll* VIP Silver

    This gave me a good chuckle. See you around
  19. Yuuki

    Yuuki SGM Librarian Legendary

    Goodbye, Dani. Hope to see you later, and just hang around because it would be a shame to lose somebody like you from our community.
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  20. Sith Master

    Sith Master An individual may die, but the Sith are eternal Banned Legendary

    Take care of yourself man! See you later!