Finished Hello Yes, Hi, it's me

I'm giving away VIP ( to anyone who doesn't already have it )

Don't go on your alternate accounts and sign up.

Basically this is going to one person, and the way to get it is to post the most Shades-Approved Joke below.

Happy laughing. Good luck.

(I'll google your joke, don't make it easy.)

If I find 2 jokes, I *MIGHT* spend $40 on you guys. Feel proud if this happens.


Edit: If there are two winners, both will get a month of VIP+
Update: Winner(s) Ats, JerryTheDogDude

*CLOSED*

 

He loves you?
-Yes
He respect you??
-Yes
He is loyal??
-Yes
Who is it???
My dog

 

Why did a man went to sleep on the road?
Because he was to TIRED.

































Fucking kill me, I'm bad at cracking jokes like these, I'm better at situational ones :^(

 

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I don't know why my last post was removed, it was just a joke about the admins and Highwon.

 

"CDriscoll walks into a bar, he tells a joke and someone laughs."

okay i'm done

 

smh

@Ats kissass

 

Alright I have a good one.
My life.
Thanks for the giveaway you kind hearted beautiful cool guy.

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA40VZKp_10&feature=youtu.be&t=3m32s
team trump

 

Okay one more for the jokes.
(This is also a tip )


A man wishes to apply as a bartender, as the man walks in, the interviewer gives the man a full bottle of whiskey and a small cup before even asking him to take a seat. The interviewer asks him to pour.
The man pours the cup absolutely full and spills a bit of whiskey while at it, the interviewer asks him if he is nervous to which the man simply answers: "No, I always give 110%."
The interviewer notes down "hired af".

The end.

 

I was gonna post a joke about salt....... but Na

Jeez I think I'm so-dium (so damn) funny...

I was hoping for a better reaction ;_;

My half-life is so sad...

 

Hey girl wanna be the fries to my milkshake or would you rather be the syrup to my pancakes


Thank u 4 the giveaway

 

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender!

Ha. Ha.
...ha?

 

joke? Give it to @Pandora she likes stuff i guess.

 

what do you mean with "Shades-Approved" ?

 

This is a good one.
Today the sweetest thing happened. I was relaxing watching movies on pc, until suddenly I hear someone knocking the door. I open and see two small children, a boy and a girl, about 11, holding phones. "Sorry ma'am" says the boy, "but we were playing Pokemon go and we happened to see that you have a Pikachu in the back . Would you mind us going to catch it?". Touched ... I was reminded of my childhood, purity, happiness in small things ... Without a second thought, I closed the door in their faces and ran to the back yard. Guess who has a Pikachu now.

Another joke now:
-Why is the child crying?
-Because it doesn't know how to share.
-You ate his ice cream again?
-Yeap.

 

I swear i saw the first one in facebook just yesterday.