Sticky Funny RDM reports (public)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Muffin, Dec 12, 2014.

  1. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

    Sometimes us staff members receive hilarious reports on the servers. This thread is for staff members to post reports that made them laugh. In order to post a report here, you must make sure the names are not visible in the report.

    (Disclaimer: RDM reports are to be handled in a serious manner. Please remember to take them seriously, and respond/file them in a serious manner. This is in no way a contest to see who can file the funniest reports. Thank you.)
     
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2014
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  2. Enigmatica

    Enigmatica The Song Lives On

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  3. MangoTango

    MangoTango A New Song and Dance Mod MVP Silver Emerald

    Let's take note that RDM reports are a serious thing that should be filed appropriately and this is in no way a contest to see who can input the funniest report/response.
     
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  4. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

    Totally agreed. This has been edited into the original post. Thanks for adding your input.
     
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  5. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

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  6. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

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  7. Turquoise

    Turquoise Princess of Vanilla VIP

    Tl;dr, if you want to be funny include your actual reasoning a bit further below the funny one
     
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  8. Enigmatica

    Enigmatica The Song Lives On

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  9. Brahma

    Brahma Homecoming. Mod Legendary

    I didn`t respond to the report when i took this, but it was really funny
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  10. Kythol

    Kythol The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal. VIP

    Can someone post all the ones I had at one point? I obviously don't have access to them anymore.
     
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  11. Lemon

    Lemon ideal male moderator VIP Silver

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    Pretty sure I have some more but I'll have to dig for those
     
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  12. Lemon

    Lemon ideal male moderator VIP Silver

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  13. Serious Lawyerbot

    Serious Lawyerbot Supporter

    Where's @ant. ? I heard of some reports he got xD
     
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  14. TeeZy

    TeeZy feelin it VIP Emerald

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    Last edited: Dec 12, 2014
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  15. Alpha Wolfy

    Alpha Wolfy Malevolence Mod VIP

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  16. Guilty

    Guilty The Everlasting Guilty Crown Mod Elite

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  17. Patrick

    Patrick Ex-Deathrun Administrator Banned Legendary

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  18. The Law

    The Law You fought the law and the law won. VIP Silver

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    Last edited: Dec 14, 2014
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  19. Muffin

    Muffin Fresh Baked VIP

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  20. The Law

    The Law You fought the law and the law won. VIP Silver

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    Not when the GodDamn Law's in town!
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    *Shakes head and sighs*, #JustVanillaThings
     
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2014
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