Donator Begging Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by RhazhBash, Mar 31, 2015.

  1. Boomshakalaka

    Boomshakalaka VIP Bronze

    Please, I need elite or legendary,
    I want to chose my secondary,
    Instead of losing a fight,
    I would win, what a sight!
    This rank, it will give potential,
    my excitement is exponential!
    The power; its makes me drool
    A shiny red rank; oh so cool!
    @Humancowcakes, you did it once,
    but my rank, it lasted a month,
    what a shame when I saw it dissapear
    I had to crack open a beer....

    I know I am a broke child,
    and ttt makes me wild,
    but nothing would be better
    than SGM sending a letter (to my forum account saying I was donated legendary)
    Please, come donate a buck
    dont be one big cuck

    PS: I am waiting....
     
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  2. Robyn

    Robyn Floof Moderator VIP Silver

    I can help in July,
    but for now all I do is cry,
    With lots of tears in my eye,
    I am broke and don't wanna die.
    but In July,
    I can buy,
    a rank to fly,
    so very high,
    you will feel like you're in the sky,
    while you're just a guy,
    eating a french fry,
    but after my buy
    a month will die
    and your rank will dry
    so then you will cry
    but all you can do is say goodbye.

    If this wasnt good then just know I try.
     
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  3. Kurta

    Kurta VIP Bronze

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  4. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP


    There twas a day

    A real Floridian day

    On the day of June 6th

    That a man could say

    His life was away

    His hopes were down at the bay

    He was there crying that his elite ran away

    To anyone that came by he would say

    Sir please could you renew my Elite and save my day

    But no one could spend a time of day

    To make his life the way he wanted it

    But all of a sudden a ray of light came down

    The man the myth the legend TyHenryJoseph came down to say

    Your dreams are safe the way with you

    Then the man was so happy and this made his day

    And all he could say was god bless and have a great day


    @tylerjoseph(henry) Thanks again for elite it was a fun month
     
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  5. Cereal KiIler

    Cereal KiIler gib banan VIP

    Pls buy me VIP
     
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  6. Lordyhgm

    Lordyhgm Spiteful smells Lead Admin VIP

    is it worth just closing this thread while humancowcakes is banned? ,':)
     
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  7. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    HELLO! I heard you want to help with the tmod revolution, you see our people need to be funded, and right now, A poor Zypper is going to run out of money to pay his bail, and he is going to have to go to jail immediately if someone doesn't help him out. Please be the helpful soul helping him out <3
     
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  8. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP

    Me first I made a poem
     
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  9. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    no u
     
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  10. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP

    No u
     
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  11. Zuko

    Zuko VIP Bronze

    No both of u
     
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  12. Zuko

    Zuko VIP Bronze

    It would be awesome if someone could buy me Elite! :D
     
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  13. Robyn

    Robyn Floof Moderator VIP Silver

    My vip+ runs out June 10 :unsure:
     
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  14. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

    Says I'll buy someone VIp+ but cant buy it for themselves.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Sha

    Sha VIP

    Ples papi gib me ze vip+. i will remembere u.
     
  16. Cereal KiIler

    Cereal KiIler gib banan VIP

    Forget about him, I need my VIP
     
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  17. Robyn

    Robyn Floof Moderator VIP Silver

    shush lmao im jusy sayin. i can buy it for myself but i dont wanna rn
     
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  18. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP

    Buy me elite ;)
     
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  19. Zypther

    Zypther #SuitUp VIP Bronze Iron

    Hello, This is another plea from your friendly, neighborhood Zypper, the leader of the Trial Mod Revolution, still needing to pay his bail to Constable Opalium and Captain Highwon. If any of you kind souls would please donate to this Zypper so he can continue to feed his family of 5 he would be eternally in your favor.
    ~Zypper
     
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  20. Carl

    Carl Kachow! VIP

    Another plea from Carlton,
    Hey it's getting harsh and rainy here in Vip Land and I really would appreciate it if someone could fly me out to Elite York, I'm running low on supplies and the zombies are almost here. Please send help. Anything is appreciated! :)
    -Carlton
     
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