Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Dani, Mar 13, 2018.

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Do wipe sitting down or standing up?

Poll closed Mar 13, 2019.
  1. Sitting down

    50.8%
  2. Standing up

    23.8%
  3. Other

    25.4%
  1. Toest

    Toest "I am the bus" ~ Falcor, all the time VIP

    finally, not a shitpost
     
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  2. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    What abut those wet shits that completely fuckin cover the cavity of your ass? You gonna reach all the way to the back without getting your entire hand and taint covered in dark chocolate?
     
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  3. Hingle

    Hingle Slow Motion VIP Emerald

    Yeah dude, im a fucking pro at it by now.
     
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  4. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

    Listen here little nigglets, I wipe them follow through with water if I don't have baby wipes(usually the case). Toilet paper doesn't get rid of everything like wet shit.
     
  5. Graze

    Graze Zzz... VIP Silver

    Sorry we can't all be fucking rich motherfuckers who can afford to wipe with baby wipes each time.
     
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  6. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

    I'm sure @CDriscoll has spare hundreds.
     
  7. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff Banned VIP

    You don't have to be sorry but you walk around every day with dried up shit on your body.
     
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  8. Elvis

    Elvis TheRockStars VIP Silver

    I... honestly never knew people wiped sitting down... how... the fuck do you do that.... like... what?...
     
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  9. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

    It's an American thing to walk around with dry shit.
     
  10. Jabba the Slut

    Jabba the Slut That's Kinky! Lead Admin VIP Silver

    People actually fold their fucking toilet paper? I wad it up in a ball, cover all my bases. Wipe sitting down, balls to back until no shit, then back to balls in case of ghost shit, then finally balls to back for good luck. Mind you, a new paper wad each time.
     
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  11. tz-

    tz- feelin it VIP Emerald

    shoutout to all the real niggas that wipe back to front @The Great One
     
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  12. .shirt

    .shirt VIP

    Shout out to all the real niggas who don't walk around with dry shit @Dani
     
  13. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff Banned VIP

    You sit, lean to one side, get under your ass with your hand.
     
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  14. Death

    Death May we meet again. VIP Bronze

    That so offensive to me and others.. Why did you have to go there..
     
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  15. tz-

    tz- feelin it VIP Emerald

    Fuck you
     
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  16. Death

    Death May we meet again. VIP Bronze

    No thanks.
     
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  17. I can see the appeal of wiping while sitting, but its more difficult to pull off you when you have a huge ass. Mixed in with some other reasons is why I wipe while standing.
     
  18. ThatAintFalco

    ThatAintFalco You should’ve followed the damn train CJ VIP

    I know this should be a personal question, but I would gladly say that I wipe sitting down.
     
  19. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    Taking a thread about literally shitting seriously
     
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  20. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    Nigga unless someone is about to eat your ass who tf cares
     
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