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Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Dani, Mar 13, 2018.

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Do wipe sitting down or standing up?

This poll will close on Mar 13, 2019 at 2:18 PM.
  1. Sitting down

    50.8%
  2. Standing up

    23.8%
  3. Other

    25.4%
  1. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    Allegedly, half of the people wipe their butts after pooping while they are still sitting down - the other half does it standing up. For the most part, neither half knows the other exists.

    Please discuss how you are doing it and why you think it's superior to the other method.

    I do it sitting down. I feel like the butt is more spread that way, you know? More area to wipe.
     
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  2. Paymer

    Paymer VIP

    Sitting down anytime, how are you going to use a bidet standing up? Unless You like holding a hose inbetween your butcheecks but that is entirely up to you.

    I respect either side.
     
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  3. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    I feel like that falls under "Other".

    I, too, respect both sides. I've tried standing, but it just doesn't do it for me. I do respect people who do things standing. Standing is cool.

    Also, another question: What toilets are you used to? When you poop, does the poop fall into the water or does it fall onto ceramic and just lie under you? The latter if better in case you want to check for blood or whatever.

    Here's one of these scary German toilets.[​IMG]
     
  4. BlueGalaxy

    BlueGalaxy VIP Emerald

    Sitting down.
    I don't see how this is relevant but okay.
     
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  5. Pacifist

    Pacifist Ginger Latino Administrator VIP+ Bronze

    if the cheeks touch before you wipe = bad
     
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  6. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    someone fix the thread title
     
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  7. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    What kind of sinful fuckhead wipes standing up?

    The reason you sit to take a shit is because your cheeks spread a bit so there ain't so much friction between the brown rocket and your moon

    If you stand up, your cheeks clentch up and you literally have to force your hand into your ass crack

    Unless you're into that kinda stuff
     
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  8. ekksdee

    ekksdee wrath Legendary

    [​IMG]
    :oops:
     
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  9. Viral☣

    Viral☣ I'm the hero that Deathrun deserves! VIP Silver

    A better question is, do you fold your toilet paper or crumble? :rolleyes:
     
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  10. DorkWoof

    DorkWoof VIP

    finally good discussion
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  11. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    People who crumble toilet paper are confirmed social outcasts

    And if they stand while doing it, they must live in a mental institution
     
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  12. Hingle

    Hingle Slow Motion Banned Legendary

    If you stand up and wipe your ass, then fuck you.

    The real question you should ask is do you wipe to the front or to the back.
     
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  13. DorkWoof

    DorkWoof VIP

    I can confirm :oops:
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  14. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    I thought it was to make sure that the poop actually falls into the toilet as opposed to...onto the seat.
    :sneaky:

    Crumble? What? For wiping a second time? Why would you crumble??!
     
  15. i dont wipe
     
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  16. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    Alright how the fuck would you position your hand to wipe back to front? Would you push from the back? Or would you go under the balls and pull forward?

    This is pissing me off. Fuck mexicans, deport the people who stand up with their crumbled toilet paper and wipe back to front
     
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  17. Dani

    Dani Impersonating Staff VIP

    Back to front is objectively wrong. If you're wiping back to front, you are wiping towards your balls instead of towards nothing.
     
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  18. Hingle

    Hingle Slow Motion Banned Legendary

    Listen little nigga, what you do is, you reach past your dick and balls, and then position the toilet paper over the anus. You then begin to pull forward towards the grundle. You repeat this process until your asshole and grundle is completely clean.
     
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  19. tylerjoseph(henry)

    tylerjoseph(henry) My trial was filed as a crazy suicidal head case. Supporter Bronze

    uhm
     
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  20. ink

    ink Genuine Happiness VIP Silver

    Not as objectively wrong as wiping standing up
     
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