Derail this thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Dodley27, Apr 25, 2020.

  1. Carl

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    Lmao reported
     
  2. Scarwolf

    Scarwolf Active Member

    commenting so my face is all over the new posts feed >:)
     
  3. Dodley27

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    Omba
     
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  4. Twitch.youtube.com.ttv/AAAAAAA911

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    Gladiatorial battles should be brought back to Rome
     
  5. Vent Xekart

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    Let's replace the electoral college with them instead.
     
  6. BlueGalaxy

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    Xproplayer is the king of SGM
     
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  7. Twitch.youtube.com.ttv/AAAAAAA911

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    Nah bees
     
  8. Vent Xekart

    Vent Xekart VIP Bronze

     
  9. Indy226

    Indy226 Banned VIP Silver

    AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSsTtUuVvWwXxYyZz
     
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  10. Scrungy

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    that isnt english
     
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  11. Indy226

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    OK zoomer
     
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  12. Vent Xekart

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    Zoom is full of more security holes than the NSA can ever find.
     
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  13. Indy226

    Indy226 Banned VIP Silver

    death to the witches
     
  14. Indy226

    Indy226 Banned VIP Silver

    I’m from Minnesota, the state that nobody notices
    It’s underrated, it’s just that nobody knows it is
    People crucify, but they got no grace
    So I'ma to tell you why Minnesota is a dope place
    We got lakes, with more boats
    We got more shoreline than California's whole coast
    We're living easy and relaxing
    Instead of socializing we go to our cabins
    Most of us are Nordic, Norwegian
    Which means that we’re really really nice, but we can’t acknowledge our feelings
    People always wanna hear the accent, yes sir
    Watch Fargo once, and then everyone’s an expert
    We say pop not soda, yeah it’s sorta true
    Instead of calling something pretty we say “oh fer cute.”
    Yeah, It’s kinda funny when we say stuff
    But just so ya’ll know, it goes duck duck grey duck

    I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya
    Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder
    I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over
    If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota

    And yeah we gotta a lotta farms it’s true
    Sweet corn, beet farms, big barns, pigs too
    But we’ve invented many other things with major appeal
    Like rollerblades, and Post-it Notes and Jessica Biel
    With bright lights, and dope views
    I know we act Red but we always vote Blue
    Cause Minnesota stays progressive
    We even tried to get Walter Mondale elected
    But dating here kinda gets weird
    Every time I hope on Tinder I just see a fish, or a dead deer
    And transplants, it's not that we don't like you
    It's just that all we know is telling jokes from back in high school
    We like pull-tabs and drink Mic Golden
    If I got leftover Hot Dish it gets frozen
    And to set the record straight again
    Being Minnesotan does not make you a Canadian

    I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya
    Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder
    I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over
    If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota

    Never face a drought no volcanoes or earthquakes
    The coasts about to sink and Minnesota is sure safe
    We're not as flashy as a New York, or Europe
    The craziest thing we did was Jesse Ventura
    Most people think that we a flyover state
    But when you think about it more that’s prolly why it’s so great
    And every state has it’s problems
    So when we start to feel down we just look at Wisconsin

    I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya
    Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder
    I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over
    If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota
     
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  15. I ordered Chipotle, and when I got home, I found that they didn't put queso on it. However, it wasn't a problem because I also ordered a side of chips and queso. So, I just poured half of the queso into the bowl and mixed it up.
     
  16. Fugo

    Fugo Active Member

    My local Wendy's ran out of beef so they gave me an extra nugget.
    I swear the people at Wendy's treat me better then my family.
     
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  17. Dodley27

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    The letter m
     
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  18. Twitch.youtube.com.ttv/AAAAAAA911

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    What job does Luigi have