I’m from Minnesota, the state that nobody notices It’s underrated, it’s just that nobody knows it is People crucify, but they got no grace So I'ma to tell you why Minnesota is a dope place We got lakes, with more boats We got more shoreline than California's whole coast We're living easy and relaxing Instead of socializing we go to our cabins Most of us are Nordic, Norwegian Which means that we’re really really nice, but we can’t acknowledge our feelings People always wanna hear the accent, yes sir Watch Fargo once, and then everyone’s an expert We say pop not soda, yeah it’s sorta true Instead of calling something pretty we say “oh fer cute.” Yeah, It’s kinda funny when we say stuff But just so ya’ll know, it goes duck duck grey duck I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota And yeah we gotta a lotta farms it’s true Sweet corn, beet farms, big barns, pigs too But we’ve invented many other things with major appeal Like rollerblades, and Post-it Notes and Jessica Biel With bright lights, and dope views I know we act Red but we always vote Blue Cause Minnesota stays progressive We even tried to get Walter Mondale elected But dating here kinda gets weird Every time I hope on Tinder I just see a fish, or a dead deer And transplants, it's not that we don't like you It's just that all we know is telling jokes from back in high school We like pull-tabs and drink Mic Golden If I got leftover Hot Dish it gets frozen And to set the record straight again Being Minnesotan does not make you a Canadian I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota Never face a drought no volcanoes or earthquakes The coasts about to sink and Minnesota is sure safe We're not as flashy as a New York, or Europe The craziest thing we did was Jesse Ventura Most people think that we a flyover state But when you think about it more that’s prolly why it’s so great And every state has it’s problems So when we start to feel down we just look at Wisconsin I’m from the state filled with all the lakes strangers always wave like they know ya Traffic’s a breeze I can drive with ease ride my bike in peace on the shoulder I get taxed a lot and the roads are shot but you know it’s not always over If I try to run in the end I’ll come home It’s where I’m from Minnesota
I ordered Chipotle, and when I got home, I found that they didn't put queso on it. However, it wasn't a problem because I also ordered a side of chips and queso. So, I just poured half of the queso into the bowl and mixed it up.
My local Wendy's ran out of beef so they gave me an extra nugget. I swear the people at Wendy's treat me better then my family.