Dating Advice sponsored by MemeTeam

So recently a lot of people have been coming to us for dating help and advice.

Sure we know a lot about girls and guys but I can't do everything I mean some of you need serious help and we are no magicians.

So I am making this thread for people to ask for tips and advice on their dating lives. Please give serious advice.

Your friendly neighborhood moderator,

Machinekiller00

 

stop drop and roll

 

I have no part in this wtf

 

I was "Blind"ed by this


(Please send help)

 

I need help, this rock wont date me

 

how do i shot web???

 

This rock

Spoiler: something isnt right

Or this nice rock?

Spoiler: smexy

I'm thinking the second one since the first rock is just too ugly. @Cake

 

Second one

 

That's a boulder @Asty c'mon man.

 

I encountered one once. She took one of my ribs and never gave it back. Now, I have internal bleeding. Plz fix.

 

@Cake I don't know much about dating rocks but maybe the Rock is out of your league? Just a guess since I don't have a picture.

@Kythol just keep looking around 49.6 percent of the worlds population is female so you're bound to find one unless you're living under a rock and if that is the case try hooking @Cake up, I heard she's into that.

@GunAndBomb See a doctor and then try to step up your game?

 

My doctor is female....

 

@GunAndBomb step up your game and then see a doctor.

 

If you see a hot girl who doesnt like you, Bill cosby her ass boiiiiiiiiiii

 

What about being cringe kids?

 

All you need is :
Cookies

Spoiler

and maybe a good attitude (some milk wouldn't hurt)

Yer welcome, bois.

 

Don't talk about how cool you are in STTT on the first date

 

tbh i'd take cookies anyday

 

Whenever I tell them I'm an ex-deathrun moderator, they somehow know my weiners small. But deathrun moderator is the only cool thing in my life. Please help @Machinekiller00