6 years led up to this moment

i have been playing tf2 for 6 years and i've never gotten an unusual at all in my entire run, but i realised that was because i never bothered to try, and so i did, i didn't want to waste dollar after dollar unboxing and getting shit i dont want and knowing my absolute fuckall luck when it comes to rng unboxes, so i decided to take the other route of begging endlessly for people to give me keys in return for me seductively moaning for them trading with the help of a few very kind souls on this damned community
and alas, i have done it, my very first unusual in tf2, after 6 fucking years of playing this fucking game, i have gotten one

its a shitty effect but hey i like it and it fits my demoman because i like to think he lit his hair or hat on fire or something like blackbeard did for intimidation
i would like to thank @Humancowcakes , @Siddo and @sufficient velocity very much for donating 8, 2 and 1 keys respectively and helping me reach my goal to have a slightly prettier hat in a free to play game and for inflating a batshit crazy asian girls ego bigger than all the dirty inflation fanart on deviantart
and now for my next goal, an australium weapon or maybe an even prettier looking unusual

 

ok

 

I wish i can say the same thing for me and i've unboxed a LOT more

 

Um.. okay!
I'm happy that you're happy!

 

Congratulations

And dare I say, I got my money's worth..... oops

 

My first unusual I unboxed was during halloween 2016 but I sold that and I forgot what it was.

 

I unboxed my first unusual on my 3rd crate

 

Spoiler: what i got from gambling a few days ago

 

Koishi..I curse ya to not get an australium weapon before I do.Also,I got my Medic Unusual sometime in 2016.

 

I don't unbox stuff on tf2. If I wanted to throw away money i'd just buy PUBG.

 

ay all the strike-through stuff would have made me gift 0 keys so hah

 

Congratulations koi, your dry spell has ended

 

Weather forecast is showing lots of precipitation in like next week or two

 

I once won ~$1500 gambling on sweetstakes.tf you can ask me all about it

yes you are seeing that right, a 350 key community sparkle vintage lugermorph!