Finished 30K GIVEAWAY

Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by Doben, Mar 24, 2018.

  1. Doben

    Doben Party Monster VIP

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  2. Xproplayer

    Xproplayer VIP Silver

    nice


    Thank you for requesting a staff member, please understand the staff are aware of staffless servers and shoutbox staff can not always join the server. Please be patient, if a staff member is available they may join, but staff are not obligated to join, they are volunteers.
     
  3. PixeL

    PixeL Man märker andras fel och glömmer sina egna Banned VIP Silver

    So you want a joke eh?

    how about DEATHRUN?
    HAH GOTTEM
     
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  4. Lion

    Lion Ryan's Favorite Admin Banned VIP

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  5. Xerp

    Xerp VIP

    hi

    thanks for 3 okays that you're giving away ;D
     
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  6. DrkSephy

    DrkSephy VIP Bronze

    What do you call a dinosaur that cant see?

    Do you think he saurus

    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
     
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  7. Python~

    Python~ Young Bard VIP Silver Emerald

    Rig it for me or I'm never carrying you in Fortnite ever again

    that's the joke
     
    Last edited: Mar 25, 2018
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  8. TrinityBlade ⚔️

    TrinityBlade ⚔️ They question the king upon leaving. VIP

    My entire existence
     
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  9. Bacon Bombs

    Bacon Bombs Matthew 1:25 New Testament VIP Bronze

    A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man that shot my 'pa(w)'."
     
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  10. twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️

    twitch.tv/echostorm2k ⚔️ screwdriver Banned VIP Silver

    One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference.

    On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:


    "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!"


    The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."


    "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"


    So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.


    But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.


    The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says :


    "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
     
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  11. Sha

    Sha VIP

    Friend: Hey have you seen my new girlfriend?
    You: No
    Friend: Oh btw she's vegan.
    You: Yea i've never met HERbivore.

    I should die in hell.
     
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  12. ekksdee

    ekksdee wrath VIP Bronze

    meirl (y)
     
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  13. Boomshakalaka

    Boomshakalaka VIP Bronze

    "And the lord said unto John
    'Come forth and you will receive eternal life'
    But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
     
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  14. Silly

    Silly Fantasy VIP Silver

    Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off? He's alRIGHT now.
     
  15. degolfer222

    degolfer222 I finally changed my title VIP

    Two guys walk into a bar. The third ducks.
     
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  16. Scotty

    Scotty Heroes come and go, but legends are forever. VIP Bronze

    A blind man walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a bar-stool. Then a pool table. Do you see where this is going? Good cause he doesnt.

    Entering for @Doben since she is doing it for a friend.
     
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  17. olivia

    olivia queen of dankness VIP

    Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

    Fo drizzle. :ROFLMAO:
     
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  18. Giraffe

    Giraffe We take the small victories VIP Silver Emerald

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?

    Thanks for the giveaway!
     
  19. V

    Oops, sorry. I guess my control key isn't working.

    Edit: No one got my joke. :(

    Edit 2: I might as well explain it.
    The joke is that people often just copy and paste their joke.
     
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  20. Jabba the Slut

    Jabba the Slut That's Kinky! Lead Admin VIP Silver

    What's brown and sticky?


    A stick.
     
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