I've always been quite fond of this one: The government opened an official state zoo some miles inland from the Pacific Ocean. The first problem that they encountered was that the porpoises in the porpoise pool required a diet of baby sea gulls if they were to live forever. So the director of the zoo sent an attendant down to the ocean to bring back baby sea gulls for the porpoises. However - while the zoo attendant was down at the beach, the lions escaped from their cages and began to surround the porpoise pool. So that when the attendant returned to the zoo carrying thousands of young gulls he was forced to make the split- second decision - to run and jump high over the lions in order to get the gulls to the porpoise pool. He did so quite successfully, only to be handcuffed by a policeman. "Officer," he said, "what's going on?" "You're under arrest," said the policeman. "But why?" he asked. The policeman replied, "For transporting young gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises."
I have unfortunately run out of space on my drive thinking I did record it, but I can show you this all the names of the people that entered in that
lack of evidence, meaning that @j3kthehalls would've won according to the screenshot, this entire giveaway was rigged at the start.
All the staff recordings fucking beat the shit out of my hard drive and I havent deleted em yet. I like 80 gbs in just staff recordings
