Comments on Profile Post by Lunar

(oh shit) my dad is the owner of Microsoft of your computer doesn't work today you will know why.

oh yeah well bad my other dad is the CEO of all internet services so if your internet is crap then you will know why.

My other dad is the provider of your WiFi and you will get scammed in the next 5 hours.

My other other dad is a Nigerian prince, he'll send the Nigerian army to your house in the next 4 hours.

Oh wait but my 3rd day is the head of NASA and is sending a nuclear bomb to your place in the next 2 hours.

Dad*

Oh yeah well my 4th dad is the head of Time and Space, he controls all of the atoms in the universe so after the army raids your house, you will be nothing but atoms.

Oh but I live outside the universe. Get bodied nerd.

You got me there, but... My 5th dad is the CEO of nothing and will make anything that is empty filled with bananas

I am banan this wont affect me