Comments on Profile Post by Death

  1. Death
    Death
    Your
    Nov 16, 2017
  2. Death
    Death
    Notifications might be
    Nov 16, 2017
  3. Death
    Death
    Going off right now.. hmm, why does it take so long to post this comment smh
    Nov 16, 2017
  4. Chris
    Chris
    First
    Nov 16, 2017
  5. Death
    Death
    Well, this is somewhat worthy of my time, don't you think. Don't you dare delete this. I've wasted 59 seconds of my pathetic little life
    Nov 16, 2017
  6. Death
    Death
    Oohhhhh, maybe i will post a long report response here
    Nov 16, 2017
  7. Death
    Death
    Give me 58 seconds to post and another to find one. Thanks, 3 seconds later.. Ok I found one but you gotta wait sometime for it to post.
    Nov 16, 2017
  8. Death
    Death
    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body.
    Nov 16, 2017
  9. Death
    Death
    From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so lunderstanding.
    Nov 16, 2017
  10. Death
    Nov 16, 2017
  11. Death
    Death
    There. I think I an done for now, feel free to delete this (I'm hoping you don't tho, just a prank bro) and you can do this back to meif you would like. (Also a joke, don't do it to me plz)
    Nov 16, 2017
  12. Chris
    Chris
    Sounds more liķe a bird to me, and a seagull at that :O
    Nov 16, 2017