I am a mod now.

Hello, I am a mod now.

If you don't know me, I am Drunk Dog. I used to drink and play Garry's mod, but now I don't so much (at all). The dog is because I have a dog tattoo above my left nipple. Those are the only defining characteristics of who I am, unfortunately, and now that I'm not drunk as much, I'm beginning to have an existential crisis about my user name and who I am as a human being.

My hobbies include making music, drawing pictures, and meeting strangers like YOU! on the internet.

Many of you who do know me are probably thinking: "but YOU have the biggest ban history out of all of us. YOU have 300 slays on vanilla alone, and YOU are literally, and undeniably (and do not even try to correct me because I know this for a fact deep down in my ever-growing heart which since meeting you has become a receptacle for unbiased love which might just one day explode from how much I am goddamn in love with you and the sexy man/woman (IDK YOUR PROFILE BIO DOESN'T SPECIFY!?!?) who makes up the person who you are), the BEST man for the job."

Well, to all of you thinking that, calm yourselves and be quiet for a second, I'm making a speech here.

Yes, I am mod. Don't fret, though. It will all be okay. Because if I wasn't there for you before, I'm here for you now, and if we may have had any issues in the past, if I may have ever offended you in any way, shape, or form, you can pretty much forget all about it, as I forgive you for whatever it is you did to make me offend you. Uh, I mean, I'm sorry for offending you. Yeah. And if even after reading that heartfelt apology dedicated to you the member who thinks "Well, this guy isn't that nice, I don't want him as a mod" that you still won't accept me into your heart... You can take your concerns up with me, or any other staff member (most likely my admin @Kenny, or my lead admin @Sinz ).

I hope to do you,
















proud.

 

Congrats! I remember first playing with you on Vanilla and thinking, "Oh this is a jolly fellow, maybe he'll rule the world someday." Well at least you made it to mod!

 

You're ugly because I wasn't there when @Kenny promoted you.

Hi.

 

9/10 needs more dogs

 

I hope to do me too.

 

Welcome to the Space Jam.

 

As long as you are fair, you won't find any trouble. Nice is overrated. Nice is often a lie.

Stay strong, stay true, and #BlowUpSinz.

Live long and prosper, brother.

Welcome to the forums.

 

Congrats, I was waiting for that promotion, you might've even inspired me a little , anyways, good luck!

 

May God help us all...

 

Oh goodness.

 

Welp

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

What....?
Who are you?

 

10/10 would mod.

 

Vanilla could use another mod besides me