New Year resolutions are for dumb people, if you wanna lose weight do it the moment you think about it not wait 2 months to start. This is why I never have any New Year resolutions.
Why do you gotta be a buzz kill. You're the type of guy to walk in a church and say this is all fake retards, knock over the candles so the curtains catch on fire then slowly the entire church envelopes in flames. Where is your god now retards? Wait, you're looking at him. But I guess all ex-staff are toxic huh.