Finished Rank Giveaway (Dad Joke edition)

If you take a cigarette out of a cigarette packet, what does it become?
A cigarette lighter!
Elite please~

 

Why are women like a condom?

Because they spend more time in your wallet then on your dick

I'll take Elite bb <3

 

Whats green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

VIP+ plz. I need my Triss skin back! And thanks for the giveaway!

 

Want to hear a joke about construction? Im still working on it.



Would perfer Vip+ to flex on @LordyHGM

 

Two scientist walk into a bar, one asks for H2O and the other one says give me H2O2! Let's just say the second guy wasn't have a good time after a couple gulps.

Entering for elite
Thanks for the giveaway

 

Almost forgot about this, was gonna get in it sooner or later.
Entering for Elite so my color looks like yours.
Here is your "good" dad joke.

Spoiler: Dad Joke ;)

What's red and smells like white paint?
Red paint! XD

Thanks for the giveaway Ashes! ​

 

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Entering for elite, also thank you for the giveaway.

 

Did you hear about the ravenous shrubs that attacked a group of tourists?

It was an amBUSH.




Rank: Elite

 

I never want to visit the state of Missouri, I feel like I'd be in a constant state of Missouri (Misery).. Tried to be some what original.. Idk, I'm dumb.

I'll go for that Elite

 

I am entering for Elite

Have you ever eaten a clock? Its very time consuming!

 

Entering for Eite.

what do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody Knows.

You said "Jokes" so here's a couple more

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

A couple more!

Last night i dreamt i was a muffler

I woke up exhausted.

I just watched a show about beavers

It was the best DAM show i had ever seen.

You said PG so i had to leave the abandonment issues at the door.

 

THAT'S CHEATING

 

It's only cheating because you didn't think of it :^)

 

A boy asks a girl to prom and she says yes. He's so excited and he goes off to rent a tux. It's the day before prom so it's busy and there's a line. He waits and waits and waits until finally he gets to the front of the line and gets his tux. After he goes to the flower shop and there's a line there too. He waits and wait and waits until he finally gets to the front of the line and gets his flowers. Now he just needs to get prom tickets. So he goes to school and of course there's a line. So he waits and waits and waits until he finally gets to the front of the line and gets his tickets. The next day at prom, the two of them are dancing together when all of the sudden someone starts choking. He runs over to get some punch, and thank God there's no punchline.

Entering for elite for @Silly

 

elite baby

why was 6 scared of 7

cuz 7 8 9

 

But why did 7 eat 9?

Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

 

i want that elite dick daddy