BDSM Test Results, Post them here!

This thread is insightful af. Apparently my results may surprise some so here we go.

 

W H A T

this is the biggest fucking shock in the entire thread anna

 

I can totally see that

 

This is far more interesting than the faces thread.

 

This is the real faces of SeriousGMod

 

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Dominant
97% Rigger
96% Primal (Hunter)
95% Master/Mistress
95% Experimentalist
94% Voyeur
94% Sadist
89% Brat tamer
85% Owner
81% Exhibitionist
80% Daddy/Mommy
72% Ageplayer
68% Non-monogamist
59% Switch
53% Degrader
39% Masochist
31% Vanilla
11% Brat
11% Primal (Prey)
9% Rope bunny
8% Submissive
7% Girl/Boy
1% Pet
1% Slave
0% Degradee

LOL

 

I got 100% too lazy to finish the test.

 

what the heck is this and why did i do it

 

oh
ok then.

i didn't expect that

 

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Dominant
97% Sadist
96% Primal (Hunter)
90% Rigger
82% Masochist
75% Master/Mistress
74% Degrader
70% Switch
66% Brat tamer
62% Experimentalist
59% Rope bunny
52% Submissive
43% Degradee
40% Vanilla
38% Owner
21% Slave
17% Primal (Prey)
16% Brat
15% Voyeur
15% Exhibitionist
10% Non-monogamist
0% Ageplayer
0% Daddy/Mommy
0% Girl/Boy
0% Pet

What the hell did I just go through?

 

Huh...alright.

 

Our results are polar opposites

 

Clearly you should ask her out. That's what this is for, right?

HEY ARTEMIS... oh, wait. 11% masochist. Um. HEY GRACE.

 

Wtf is this test

 

If there was a dildo category this person would be at 100

Spoiler: Something informative

 

I've taken this way too many times

 

I feel like vanilla should be a little higher up there, but eh.

 

Considering I was raised in a christian home and I never had a girlfriend I am not surprised with my results. I am a good boy lol.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
85% Vanilla
50% Non-monogamist
37% Experimentalist
32% Dominant
26% Daddy/Mommy
18% Exhibitionist
14% Submissive
12% Voyeur
9% Master/Mistress
8% Ageplayer
6% Brat tamer
6% Rigger
6% Girl/Boy
4% Brat
3% Sadist
3% Degrader
2% Rope bunny
2% Owner
2% Slave
2% Masochist
2% Pet
2% Degradee
2% Primal (Hunter)
1% Switch
1% Primal (Prey)

 

While the test as written is pretty good for introducing people to the idea, I've always had issues with the way it categorizes five D/s scales (Tamer/Brat, Master/Slave, Owner/Pet, Dom/Sub, MD/gb), but it has only three top/bottom scales, only two of which (bondage, sadist/masochist) are really a category, rather than a kink.

I mean, hell, there's no categorization of "I want things shoved in me" as opposed to "I want to shove things in other people," and that's one of the most crucial and popular top/bottom distinctions.

That's right- Dominant and top are very different concepts, and shouldn't be treated as the same. A person is no less Dominant just for wanting the D. Don't confuse those. Now that you know better, continuing to do so is naive.