SGmod Erotica Reading

Dear SGmod,

Some of you may know me. I am Nicol Bolas, now known as Harvest. And in my time on these servers, I've had a number of people comment that I have a nice voice (it's probably the accent) and they want me to read things to them. So, I come to you with a proposition.

If the SGmod community can raise funds for a Legendary rank for me, I will read this -

http://pastebin.com/UZ7qFchm

- and post it on YouTube. You also have my word that I will do it to the best of my ability - sexy voices, proper inflections and all.

I'm uncertain as to how the actual rank would be dealt with if it was crowdfunded, and any opinions on how best to manage something like this would be appreciated.

If you are willing to help this absolute masterpiece get off the ground, let me know.

And now, to tag a certain couple of gentlemen... @Sinz @Ragman


EDIT: So, I've now gotten a GoFundMe set up. I'd rather have used kickstarter, but it wasnt authenticating me for whatever reason. So, gofundme it is.

https://www.gofundme.com/sgm-erotic-reading

 

Please.

 

C'mon @Prancer give him the rank.

 

I approve.

 

Only if @Thistle and @hello my friend join im sorry but a girl has needs

 

what the fuck did i just read

 

Probably should set up a go fund me tbh

 

I'd do the same but in my best Indian accent.
Not

 

This fan fiction isn't even good

 

rawr XD
owo

 

https://www.fiverr.com/fun2sh/prepare-a-traditional-indian-video-testimonial