how did weed ruin ur life

made me walk funny how about you

 

it enhanced mine

 

let some random dude drive my car (the car is ok)

got white castle afterwards and it was awful

r u i n e d

 

It just makes me want to relax and sleep. or munch out on pizza

 

makes me doozy

 

I hurt my back pulling thistles out of the garden once.

 

i am here for you

 

It took me on a long and spiraling path that ended with cancer. Eventually, it killed me. I am here now only to warn about the dangers of weed from the afterlife. We must spread the message: Cocaine, Heroine, Meth, Alcohol, Tobacco, it all pales in comparison to the everlasting danger that is marijuana

 

nah weed fucked my life up. smoking is fun and all but depression is right around the corner when u try to quit

 

reminder that weed is degenerate and disgusting.

 

Made me think my friend's jokes were funny. You know that one friend you have that's not really a friend, but somehow is always around when you meet up with your real friends? How he tries too hard to be accepted by making awful, and most of the times very offensive, jokes? That guy becomes my best friend when I'm smoking.

Please boys and girls, don't make the same mistake I made.

 

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Spoiler: Here's how they work

Spoilers are your best friends.

 

yeah

 

It gave me mad munchies and mad giggles. Pls send help.

Spoiler: ¯\_ツ_/¯

 

i rap battled my friend

 

I fell into a deep addiction that made me lose friends and fuck up my studies... I was really lucky to be able to quit, and I can see the reflection of what could have been of me on my old friend, who started with me and now is a crackhead selling on the streets and smoking all day with no goal in life... The only reason I had the strength to quit was Kitesurf, which gave me a purpose that I didnt have prior to that. Its fun to ride a rocket until it explodes in your face... Dont try it
Kookush
-Kyle

 

My brother was smarter than me. This mean a lot more than you think.

 

My knees got a bit warm and playing Pokémon was really funny. The game said "Pikachu was sent into the fight by Lass Olivia" but I read it as "Lass Olivia was sent into the fight" and when I saw the Pikachu pop up, I said "Holy shit that Pickachu is named Lass Olivia". This is still funny even as I am writing this.